Includes: Best Damn Beard Oil, Best Damn Beard Balm, Big Ass Beer Soap
Best Damn Beard Oil - There is a fine line between the unruly beard of a grizzled mountain hobo and the dashing beard of a world champion. Go from unkempt to "kempt" with Duke Cannon's Best Damn Beard Oil. Made with premium natural ingredients such as Apricot kernel, argan, and jojoba oils, it's formulated to soften even the hardest working beards. Rich in vitamin e, carotenes, and antioxidants, these oils are considered beneficial against psoriasis, eczema, and acne. At 3X the size of the competition, our Beard Oil will last much longer, and it features an amber apothecary bottle with a slow drip pour top to reduce spills. Features the scent of freshly split cedar, making you feel like you're on a walk through the Redwoods.
Best Damn Beard Balm - While a well manicured beard is a symbol of power and prestige, an unruly and disheveled beard has the potential to lead society into complete anarchy. Do your duty and maintain your beard with Duke Cannon's Best Damn Beard Balm. Made with superior grade ingredients like lanolin and cocoa butter, our Beard Balm helps moisturize and protect a man's beard and the face underneath it. With a pleasant, woodsy fragrance, and packaged in a premium travel tin, it's like a portable Redwood forest in your pocket.
Big Ass Beer Soap -
One day while sipping a refreshing shower beer, Duke Cannon got the idea: what if we put beer in the soap? Turns out there are actual skin benefits that come from the beer, but that's just a nice side benefit of doing something awesome. So, we partnered with our friends at Old Milwaukee, purveyors of a quality domestic lager enjoyed by hard-working Americans since 1849. The result is a Big Ass Beer Soap that suds up well, gets you clean, and smells outstanding. (It doesn't smell like beer. It has a woodsy, sandalwood scent that smells like a man should.) To honor the military heritage of the Big Ass Brick of Soap, this particular item comes in Limited Edition "Stars and Stripes" pin-up packaging modeled after the iconic female wartime heroes of the WWII-era.
This is not a "candle."
This is a portable source of heat and light that delivers immediate illumination and warmth in tactical situations such as:
This wax and wick device offers a non-offensive "Fresh Cut Pine" scent that most folks find very pleasant. In fact, smells like our popular Fresh Cut Pine Soap. Made in the USA.
OK, it's a candle. Approx: 75 hour burn time.
In Duke Cannon's day, a man didn't put strawberries or pumpkin spice in his beer. And he certainly didn't shower with soap that smelled like a bouquet of fresh gardenias. This large, 10 oz. soap is made with Old Milwaukee Beer, a premium American lager, and it has a woodsy, sandalwood scent that smells like a man should. The red, white, and blue 550 mil-spec paracord keeps your soap off the ground to maximize hygiene and convenience. Please shower responsibly.
(Note: it doesn't smell like beer. It has a woodsy, sandalwood scent folks love.)
This ain't no squirrel huntin' soap. This is big soap for big game hunting. At a hefty 10 oz., it's double the size of other hunting soaps, and it's made with a unique formula that captures odors, smothers them, and prevents their release. It's like a Special Forces combat mission against your scent. After all, true hunters know that getting winded is not an option.
1 10 oz. brick.
Duke Cannon's idea of nautical adventure does not include a 2-hour dinner cruise or a 12-minute jetski ride. He prefers to set sail on the high seas, where the crisp, ocean air smells better than anything the land has to offer. And much like a sturdy rope is used to keep a battleship moored to a pier, this Big Ass Soap on a Rope contains a 550-mil spec paracord to keep your soap firmly off the ground. An effective way to maximize hygiene and convenience while on land or sea.
Smells Like Naval Supremacy (refreshing, crisp ocean scent)