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Soap for The First Child ~ Smells Like You're Just More Important

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

"You just had to have your own soap.

Well, it's only natural that you should get a soap. You were first, right? You're the eldest. The most important. And... the undeniable guinea pig, the one who is the most responsible, and the one who MUST succeed at all costs. No pressure there, right?"
 
Brand-New Everything (Wintergreen) Scented;  approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.



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