White 80, hut, hut, hike! I still don't know what that means, but it's something my uncle would've said as he wrestled me and my brothers to the living room with a full beer in his paw while he simultaneously kept his eyes on the tv the whole time, stopping only to shout obscenities at the refs for "cheating" and being "morons." Sure, someone always got injured in the end, but to be honest, rough-housing with the fun uncle was some of the best times we ever had.
Black Ice Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
Hilariously fun candle from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
Festivus is back, baby!
So grab that bare aluminum pole out of the crawlspace and get ready to air your grievances over a home-cooked meal. And if you even think you're getting out of the wrestling match I have planned, you've got another thing coming, pal! You disappointed me last Festivus by calling an Uber before things really got started, and that's just one of the many mistakes you made during 2017, which I'm about to list, in alphabetical order.
Rum punch scented; approximately 7 oz; burn time: 40 hours. Note: Because all candles are handmade, no two are identical.
Hilariously fun pencil set from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
August 23 - September 22
• I COUGHED NOW I'M DEAD
• LIST-MAKING PENCIL
• LET ME OVERTHINK THAT
• THAT TOTALLY REMINDS ME OF ME
• I EXCEL IN RANDOM WORST-CASE SCENARIOS
• SCHEDULING AN IMPROMPTU PARTY!
• VIRGOS FOLD TOWELS PERFECTLY
• NOBODY'S PERFECT (EXCEPT VIRGOS) [Backwards selfie pencil!]
Contains 8 Standard No. 2 Pencils
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
"You just had to have your own soap.
Well, it's only natural that you should get a soap. You were first, right? You're the eldest. The most important. And... the undeniable guinea pig, the one who is the most responsible, and the one who MUST succeed at all costs. No pressure there, right?"
Brand-New Everything (Wintergreen) Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.