$ 3.99
YAY! They’re made from recycled water bottles! Beautiful, practical & REUSABLE! The best gift is a Happy Bag full of any assortment of little Natural Life treasures… and the Happy Bag is part of the gift!
Dimensions: 5.5in L x 5in W x 6in H, 4 in handle drop
$ 3.99
YAY! They’re made from recycled water bottles! Beautiful, practical & REUSABLE! The best gift is a Happy Bag full of any assortment of little Natural Life treasures… and the Happy Bag is part of the gift!
Dimensions: 5.5in L x 5in W x 6in H, 4 in handle drop
$ 3.99
YAY! They’re made from recycled water bottles! Beautiful, practical & REUSABLE! The best gift is a Happy Bag full of any assortment of little Natural Life treasures… and the Happy Bag is part of the gift!
Dimensions: 5.5in L x 5in W x 6in H, 4 in handle drop
$ 12.00
Each handcrafted Raku gift is fired in an outdoor kiln. Red hot, it is pulled from the kiln and placed into a pit with wood shavings. The intense heat ignites a blaze giving this Raku piece unique flashes of color, making each truly a one-of-a-kind gift. Artist Jeremy Diller's southwest heritage shines through in the designs and colors of all of our collection of Raku Pottery gifts.
Raku Pottery is light sensitive and will fade if left in direct sunlight. Each piece is unique in design and colors and may not look like the photos, please contact us if you have any questions before purchasing this gift.
$ 16.99
Recognize someone who is so good they deserve a medal! Bold, playful, and wonderfully unique, this eclectic medal is a sincere gift with a little sass and a lot of heart. And it comes in a sleek black box, ready to give for any occasion.$ 5.99 $ 6.99
So much fun and sure to bring smiles where ever they are! You'll receive a full set of 6 smiles and silly faces stress balls. Each measures 2.5" diameter.
$ 23.99
Pamela Colman Smith’s beloved tarot artwork, created in 1909 under the direction of Arthur E. Waite, is now presented in a borderless format for a more immersive reading experience. This 84-card deck includes four extra cards with reproduction samples of Pixie’s non-tarot artwork, including two watercolor paintings “Catch Me” and “Duet”; the Lovers illustration from the play Deirdre; and an illustration from the sheet music for “Christmas Carol.” The deck comes with an instruction booklet. Cards measure 2.875” x 4.75"
$ 3.00
Tumbled stones are small, rounded, brightly polished pieces of rocks and minerals. They are made by placing rough rocks in a machine known as a rock tumbler, which tumbles them until their edges and surfaces are smooth and polished. As in nature, each stone has its own unique qualities in appearance.
Please see Measurement chart for sizing/cost for tumbled stones. Stone sizing is based on length of longest dimension.
Smoky Quartz - Clarifies communication, is hugely valuable as it makes one cut through the illusions in life. It clarifies communication, helps to live in the present moment, and opens up the paths of perception. It is excellent for grounding or to acquire new organizational skills. It can also assist in overcoming grief and despair, allowing healing, reconciliation and a sense of joy.
Note: The written spiritual meanings and metaphysical properties of our gemstones and crystals are meant to be considered entertainment. None of the descriptions on this website and in our store are meant to replace medical advice or treat illness. We encourage you to use gemstones and crystals to enhance your life and broaden your mind, with the understanding the varied nature of each person's experience.$ 3.99
White Sage is the bread and butter of any smudging kit. Versatile and effective, it’s suitable for most any smudging ritual—cleansing, healing, protection, meditation, and so much more. When mixed with other herbs, it makes a wonderful base for a custom smudging blend. Length in Inches: 3-4, Made Of: Sage, Made In: USA. Sold individually.
$ 3.99
White Sage is the bread and butter of any smudging kit. Versatile and effective, it’s suitable for most any smudging ritual—cleansing, healing, protection, meditation, and so on. When mixed with other herbs, it makes a wonderful base for a custom smudging blend. These bundles are adorned with lovely and colorful rose petals. Length in Inches: 3-4, Made Of: Sage, Made In: USA. Sold individually.
$ 4.99
White Sage is the bread and butter of any smudging kit. Versatile and effective, it’s suitable for most any smudging ritual—cleansing, healing, protection, meditation, and so on. When mixed with other herbs, it makes a wonderful base for a custom smudging blend. Length in Inches: 5, Made Of: Sage, Made In: USA. Sold individually.
$ 3.50
Smudging / Charcoal Hand Fan, a great way to light up a sage fast and easy. You do not have to work hard blowing on the sage to get it started now, just use the Hand Fan. Made out of palm leaves. The hand fan is portable and easy to use. You can also light up a charcoal fast and easy, don't need to wait for hours for the charcoal to heat up. 7"H 4.5"W
$ 2.00
Tumbled stones are small, rounded, brightly polished pieces of rocks and minerals. They are made by placing rough rocks in a machine known as a rock tumbler, which tumbles them until their edges and surfaces are smooth and polished. As in nature, each stone has its own unique qualities in appearance.
Please see Measurement chart for sizing/cost for tumbled stones. Stone sizing is based on length of longest dimension.
Snowflake Obsidian – Associated with the root chakra and has properties of bringing things to the surface; can provide balance during times of change – aids in becoming aware of patterns in life and recreating them in more beneficial ways.
Note: The written spiritual meanings and metaphysical properties of our gemstones and crystals are meant to be considered entertainment. None of the descriptions on this website and in our store are meant to replace medical advice or treat illness. We encourage you to use gemstones and crystals to enhance your life and broaden your mind, with the understanding the varied nature of each person's experience.$ 24.99
Great for both kids and adults! These adorable bunnies are rice-filled and can be microwaved so you can cuddle up with them to stay warm or so you can soothe aching joints and muscles. These bunnies also make perfect Easter companions! As always.... Handmade and Fair Trade!
Handmade in Guatemala by the artisans at UPAVIM. A beautiful Global Fair Trade gift.
$ 9.99
An inspirational floral design to accompany your travels, this car charm is a lovely saying featuring dangling charms from the center. Measures approximately 2" x 4" and 7" with hanging chain. Makes a great gift for a new car, friends, teachers, or co-workers.$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
Why you so thick?
Boy, are you terrible at taking hints. When I started responding to all your inane questions with random non-sequiturs, you didn't flinch. When I quit looking you in the eye, nada. And when I screamed "leave me the F alone!" at the top of my lungs, you fled the room but went on a texting spree. And that's why I hopped on a bus to Alaska and ditched my phone for soup cans.
Leave Me Alone Tea scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.$ 11.95
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Smells Like Always Being Misunderstood
So kindly take your affirmations and fuck off, yeah?
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
Who you calling old?
Not me, pal. I'm 21. I've been 21 for years and I'm not about to make any abrupt changes now. Hey! Put that fancy calculator away. Don't you know I still shop at Forever 21? It's called that for a REASON. Now buy me a shot and shut your trap.
Sad Birthday Cake Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
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Frisbee golf date?
I used to consider you a lone wolf, but that's all in the past now. Yeah, I saw you buying that growler of Belgian dark ale for your new beer-whispering bestie. And what about the weekend guy trips to breweries and sporting events posted on your Instas? I gotta say, I'm loving this new lighter side of you. It's just so precious.
Testosterone Light (Teakwood and Cardamom) Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
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"Hairball much? Your cats are circling the tub, but don't count on them joining you unless you really are bathing in warm milk. And maybe you are. You cat people are cuh-razy. I should know. I have 14. What? Don't judge. My house may be full of hairballs and cat toys, but at least they don't leave the toilet seat up. Most days."
Warm Milk Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
Smells like the meaning of life
And cheaper than therapy
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
It's ten a.m. somewhere.
Honestly, Saturdays were made for day drinking. And Sundays. And Fridays and Mondays and Thursdays. But don't feel guilty about it. It's exactly like going to brunch, except hold the chicken and waffles. You don't want all that heavy grease and gluten screwing with your buzz anyway.
Mojito Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
I see you.
You were the one spending every afternoon in detention while the rest of us carted home our school books and assignments ready to get started on another full night of rewarding homework to prepare for our futures. And you were the one cleaning desks during Saturday school and spending lunches in the principal's office while we practiced for the school play and cheered on the football team. And you... Oh, wait. That wasn't you. That was me.
$ 11.95
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Meet me after work?
Haha. Like I have to ask. I'll see you at 5:01 p.m. on our usual stools at our usual spot with our usual drinks. There's such comfort in rituals. Speaking of rituals, I'm in the bathroom right now Snapchatting you on my fourth break of the day. Only two more breaks and it's five! Cya soon!
Dos Margaritas Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
Festivus is back, baby!
So grab that bare aluminum pole out of the crawlspace and get ready to air your grievances over a home-cooked meal. And if you even think you're getting out of the wrestling match I have planned, you've got another thing coming, pal! You disappointed me last Festivus by calling an Uber before things really got started, and that's just one of the many mistakes you made during the year, which I'm about to list, in alphabetical order.
$ 11.95
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Amirite? It seems like we just put the decorations away and here we go again. (Literally, we just put the decorations away.) Of course, on the flip side, Black Friday is coming up and that's the one special day of the year where I spoil myself. I mean, who else is going to drop $195 on a ridiculous pencil sharpener I want just because it's "free shipping" day?
Mistletoe & Ambien Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
Smells like teen spirit.
Hey, slacker. Remember those innocent days of worrying about which ugly vintage sweater to buy instead of stressing out about climate change and demagoguery? Perhaps you needed a real cause to inspire you to do great things. Other than trying to look like the coolest hobo, naturally. That's always a solid cause.
Freshly-Laundered Flannel Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
Sksksk and I oop
Yeet! I'm so pumped about this soap for my generation! I just found out there were names for generations. And I just found out what a generation is. Sksksk and I oop and I oop! This is low-key the best thing I've ever heard. And don't call me a VSCO girl, ok? I'm so over that sksksksksk!
Never-Ending Slushie Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
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Smells like a re-gift
There are two kinds of people: people who regularly re-gift, and people who aren't steaming piles of garbage. There's really nothing more enjoyable than having to feign gratefulness over a set of hideous holiday hand towels you saw someone open last Christmas. Can you just stop already? Give me a card next time, or a holiday fist bump. Literally anything but another depression-inducing, decorative snowman serving platter.
$ 11.95
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Wait, what's today?
Oh, hahaha. Like I care. What're we doing for lunch? Because I just found this adorable little bottle of mezcal under my car seat. That, plus a can of La Croix, and we're in business! The lunch business, I mean. I do have to get back by 3 for a video conference on "User Engagement Post-Snapchat." Whatever that means. I'll be sending snaps of my spiked can of Pamplemousse and low-key eye-rolling the whole time. It'll be lit!
Umbrella Drinks Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
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Smells annoying.
Just wanted to shoot a quick message to let you know how impressed we all are that you finally figured out the difference between your and you're, thanks to Facebook trolls. True, it was something the rest of us learned in first grade, but what the hell. Welcome to the club, smarty pants. But as a club member, you now have to quit whining about everyone else's grammatical errors. Trust me, you're still making some.
Jelly Doughnut Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
Why do I do this to myself?
The pounding headache, the cold sweat, the I'm-totally-gonna-vom-on-my-way-to-work feeling... yeah, we're familiar with the good ol' fashioned hangover. I'm never drinking again. Well, except that this Friday is happy hour at my fave biker joint uptown, and I just got some brand spankin' new leather pants for the occasion. Okay, I'm never drinking again till the weekend starts. Maybe.
Bloody Mary Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
You know the best thing about the holidays? All the ho-ho-hoeing going on. It's why they call it the most magical time of the year. And when I saw this soap, I immediately thought of you. Who wouldn't? When it comes to hoeing, you're up there with the best of them. That's why everyone invites you to parties. (Oh, and hey. I wasn't calling you names or anything. I'm just jolly like that.)
Peppermint Stick Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
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"No, really. It's fine. I'm totally not going to write anything for this soap. It's fine. I'm sure you're fine with that. Totally fine. I mean, you only offered me a glass of lukewarm tap water when I came to your party. So it's fine. Not payback or anything. I'm fine."
Plain Tap Water Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
Who let her in here?
Damn, we were all just minding our own businesses behind masks and politeness distances at Trader Joe's and in stormed THIS walking can of hair spray. She startled me so much I dropped my non-dairy oat beverage, which you know is vital to my health after that last bout with lactose intolerance at the skating rink. It's the question that keeps haunting us all. No really, who let her in here?
Spikey Hair Styling Mousse scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.$ 11.95
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"What goes around... Comes around, we hope. And we're not necessarily talking about tricky STDs here, although, y'know, you reap what you sow. Hey! We didn't invent karma. You put all that good stuff out into the universe and you're supposed to get it back, whether through good fortune, or limited-time, minimum-purchase-required Olive Garden coupons, or whatever else it is you truly desire. And if you put those bad, icky vibes out there—not our fault. You know the deal. No free breadsticks coupons in your mailbox, pal. Not a one."
Laughing Buddha Scented (Indian Sandalwood) ; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
I. Just. Can't.
Grip your desk a little harder and try to forget what can only be described as the worst performance of Katy Perry's "Firework" to ever hit the karaoke circuit. And don’t even think of sidling up to the water cooler. Peg from accounting’s nasally voice is sure to induce the pukes, even if the ice-cold water doesn’t. And where the F is the Emergen-C?
Too Much Champagne Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
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"Smells like the weird scissors. Know what's really weird? There's only one left-handed desk in this classroom and YOU'RE not using it. No fairsies. So I'M the one using my right hand and I'M the one stuck with the abnormal desk? Wth. I've always heard you lefties were crafty devils. Remind me never to sit on your left side at lunch, pal. I'm told you have some seriously sharp elbows."
Preschool Paste Jar Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
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"Yeah, yeah, love stinks. It does, doesn't it? And this is the LAST time I'm getting fooled by love. Not happening again. So don't expect to see me on Bumble ever again. That's right. I'm done. Forever. Wait, what were you just saying about your yoga instructor being single?"
Chocolate Strawberries Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
"So THAT'S what coffee smells like. You know, I've always smelled it around the office and wasn't quite sure what it was. I'm so glad you're around to explain it all. It can get pretty complicated for me when it comes to knowing anything. Case in point: when you showed me how to correctly sharpen a pencil, it was like, mind-blowing. Thanks, man. From the bottom of my heart."
"This is How Coffee Smells" Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
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Signs of a genius:
Messy desk. Books stacked everywhere. Dirty dishes. Fast food napkin collection. Fourteen cats. Random underwear in the driveway.... wait a second. Maybe these are just signs of an established hoarder....
Unopened Mr. Clean Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
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Is this latte fair trade?
Haha, jk. Kind of. Maybe in a parallel universe, the entire population at large isn't obsessed with me and my generation, but I sort of doubt it. And why should't you be? We're the only ones who actually care about this planet, obvs. So move over, boomers. We're taking the wheel.
Green New Deal (Bamboo) Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
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Smells like a hell no.
Everyone knows I love mornings. Especially when they start after two, two-thirty in the afternoon. That way I can combine breakfast, lunch, and dinner into one healthy tomato smoothie. With vodka. A lot of vodka. And two pots of coffee as a follow-up. It's called coping, people. I have PTSD from not being invited to a single Ugly Christmas Sweater party this year.
Sugar Cereal Coma Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
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I wasn't sleeping.
I was thinking really hard. Yes, sometimes my eyes close and my head lolls back when I think really extra-hard. Well yes, there can also be a smidge of drool. No really, it's actually a chiropractic-recommended ergonomic posture for aligning the neck muscles to alleviate a myriad of lower back problems that can arise from desk work such as sciatica and... hey, where are you going? I'm not bullshitting you this time, these are documented facts! Hey, it's called science, look it up!
Covid Candy Bowl scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.$ 11.95
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Sunsets just get me.
If I'm inside, you can bet I'm thinking of being out. I'm just never more comfortable than when I'm knee-deep in swamps, poison ivy, and cicadas. In fact, I once knitted an entire sweater out of coyote fur and campfire smoke. If you don't believe me, check my Insta pics. I'm the one with the fierce abs, trail mix, and year-round suntan.
Summer Camp scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.$ 11.95
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Back off, pal.
Know what I don't care about? Your redhead fetish. Did it just develop the second you saw me, or were you always this creepy? And to the haters: Get a hobby, losers. You want to start a fight with me? I'm a true hot-headed, no-holds-barred ginger. I will take you down.
Spicy Cider Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
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Can we move to that booth over there?
I’ve got a tip for you: Don’t expect me to smile when I bring your custom salad: "Hold the lettuce, arugula, croutons, cheese and onions, zebra milk dressing on the side, oh and can I add tofu hand-kneaded by the Blue Hmong of Vietnam?" I mean, yeah, sure, coming right up!
Strawberry Milkshake Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
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Welcome to the Shit Show.$ 11.95
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My soul mate?
The truth of the matter is, that when I think of potential soul mates, I tend to think in terms of food, cats, booze, naps, Netflix, and knee socks. Oh. And you. Of course, you. I meant to say you first, I promise. As long as you're not getting in the way of my other soul mates. Then you're off the list.
Cinnabon scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.$ 11.95
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Why is this so hard?
That’s what she said! And who is she, you ask? The kinda person who has an office and a workspace, that's who. I mean, what kind of sociopath can create in the same place they conduct business? Hey, I know when I get frustrated, or irritated, or angry—I just smell all my soap and candles. And poof! It goes away, just like that. And that’s what she said.
Twinkie scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.