Whiskey River Soap Co.

A Candle for Festivus ~ Smells Like the Rest of Us

$ 12.00

Hilariously fun candle from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

Festivus is back, baby!

So grab that bare aluminum pole out of the crawlspace and get ready to air your grievances over a home-cooked meal. And if you even think you're getting out of the wrestling match I have planned, you've got another thing coming, pal! You disappointed me last Festivus by calling an Uber before things really got started, and that's just one of the many mistakes you made during 2017, which I'm about to list, in alphabetical order.

Rum punch scented; approximately 7 oz; burn time: 40 hours. Note: Because all candles are handmade, no two are identical.

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Astrology Pencils Virgo

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun pencil set from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

VIRGO
August 23 - September 22

Virgo Traits:
• Perfectionist
• Hypochondriac
• Methodical
• Critical
• Hyperactive
• Self-Involved

Pencils:
• I COUGHED NOW I'M DEAD
• LIST-MAKING PENCIL
• LET ME OVERTHINK THAT
• THAT TOTALLY REMINDS ME OF ME
• I EXCEL IN RANDOM WORST-CASE SCENARIOS
• SCHEDULING AN IMPROMPTU PARTY!
• VIRGOS FOLD TOWELS PERFECTLY
• NOBODY'S PERFECT (EXCEPT VIRGOS) [Backwards selfie pencil!]

Contains 8 Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Pencils for Grammar Police

$ 10.95

Hilariously fun pencil set from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

YOUR ANNOYING.

Ahahaha. It’s so easy to get under your skin. Just wanted to shoot a quick message to let you know how impressed we all are that you finally figured out the difference between your and you’re. Welcome to the grammar club, smarty pants. But as a club member, you now have to quit whining about other people’s grammatical errors. Trust me on this point, you're still making some..
 
Grammar Police Pencils
8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Astrology Pencils Aries

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun pencil set from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

ARIES
March 21 - April 19

Aries Traits:
• Born Winner
• Confrontational
• Overachiever
• Competitive
• Hot-Tempered
• Type A

Pencils:
• I COULD'VE EASILY GONE PRO
• FIGHT ME
• I ALWAYS KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
• FOR MY NEXT TRICK...
• NEAR PERFECTION
• UNFINISHED PROJECTS PENCIL
• WROTE THE 1ST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB
• 100% (Backwards selfie pencil!)

Contains 8 Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Astrology Pencils Libra

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun pencil set from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

LIBRA
September 23 - October 22

Libra Traits:
• Diplomatic
• People-Pleaser
• Passive-Aggressive
• Indecisive
• Superficial
• Flirt

Pencils:
• THANKS FOR NOTHING
• I'M SORRY I SAY SORRY ALL THE TIME 
• I'M DATING SOMEONE BUT WE CAN TEXT
• IT'S NO PROBLEM!!!!
• EASILY DISTRACTE...
• WHY CAN'T WE ALL GET ALONG?
• PRETTY PETTY,  BUT STILL PRETTY
• ADORABLE AF (Backwards selfie pencil!)

Contains 8 Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Astrology Pencils Pisces

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun pencil set from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

PISCES
February 19 - March 20

Pisces Traits:
• Dreamer
• Sensitive
• Procrastinator
• Charitable
• Intuitive
• Easily-led

Pencils:
• TIME FOR MY SECOND NAP
• STRAY ANIMAL COLLECTOR
• WILDLY UNDERAPPRECIATED
• DRINKS LIKE A FISH
• AMAZEBALLS IDEAS PENCIL
• MY ALONE TIME IS FOR YOUR SAFETY
• WILL ACCEPT FLATTERY
• TOTAL DREAMER (Backwards selfie pencil!)

Contains 8 Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Astrology Pencils Capricorn

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun pencil set from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

CAPRICORN 
December 22 - January 19

Capricorn Traits:
• Domineering
• Sarcastic
• Basic Workaholic
• Goal-Oriented
• Cynical
• Stubborn

Pencils:
• EVERY SILVER LINING HAS A CLOUD
• MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY
• EVERY DAY I'M HUSTLIN'
• BLESS YOUR LITTLE HEART
• BOSSY AF
• MY PAY STUBS ARE LIT
• BECAUSE I READ THE MANUAL
• CONTROL FREEEEEAK (Backwards selfie pencil!)

Contains 8 Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Astrology Pencils Scorpio

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun pencil set from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

SCORPIO
October 23 - November 21

Scorpio Traits:
• Passionate
• Obsessive
• Vindictive
• Suspicious
• Intense
• Competitive

Pencils:
• CHECKMATE.
• WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?
• REVENGE IS BEST SERVED CONSTANTLY
• TWIRLING MY INVISIBLE MOUSTACHE
• EVIL MASTERMIND
• BEST FRENEMIES FOREVER
• PROFESSIONAL STALKER
• FIERCE AF (Backwards selfie pencil!)

Contains 8 Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Astrology Pencils Leo

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun pencil set from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

LEO
July 23 - August 22

Leo Traits:
• Charismatic
• Fun-Loving
• Narcissist
• Dramatic
• Talented
• Leader

Pencils:
• LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!
• BUT LET'S GET BACK TO ME
• DID SOMEONE SAY JELLO SHOTS?
• LEOS HAVE THE MOST STALKERS
• EVEN YOUR MOM LOVES ME
• SPOON-FEED ME COMPLIMENTS
• MY AURA SHOOTS RAINBOWS & GLITTER
• HELLO GORGEOUS (Backwards selfie pencil!)

Contains 8 Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Astrology Pencils Cancer

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun pencil set from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

CANCER
June 21 - July 22

Cancer Traits:
• Moody
• Introverted
• Domestic
• Skeptical
• Gloomy
• Creative

Pencils:
• CANCERS HAVE ALL THE FEELS
• PROFESSIONAL INTROVERT
• I'M FINE!
• NO OFFENSE, I JUST DON'T LIKE PEOPLE
• I'M STABBING YOU IN MY MIND
• BECAUSE I ONLY NEED ONE FRIEND
• I'M JUST GONNA STAY HOME TONIGHT
• GHOSTING MASTER (Backwards selfie pencil!)

Contains 8 Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Astrology Pencils Taurus

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun pencil set from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

TAURUS
April 20 - May 20

Taurus Traits:
• Foodie
• Sharp Dresser
• Stubborn
• Possessive
• Loyal
• Jealous Streak

Pencils:
• INFLEXIBLE BECAUSE I'M RIGHT
• WHO WERE YOU JUST TEXTING?
• I NEED MORE MIDDLE FINGERS
• I HEARD THERE WOULD BE CAKE
• JUST CALL ME DICTATOR FOR SHORT
• TREAT YO'SELF IS ON MY FAMILY CREST
• CHAMPAGNE GOES WITH EVERYTHING
• CLASSY AF (Backwards selfie pencil!)

Contains 8 Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Astrology Pencils Aquarius

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun pencil set from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

AQUARIUS
January 20 - February 18

Aquarius Traits:
• Progressive
• Eccentric
• Humanitarian
• Social Butterfly
• Impulsive
• Enlightening 

Pencils:
• YOU HAD ME AT REVOLUTION
• UP FOR LITERALLY ANYTHING
• SPIRITUAL GANGSTA
• AQUARIANS ARE SECRETLY SMARTER
• BFF COLLECTOR
• ENIGMATIC BUT ALSO DRUNK
• POTENTIAL LIFE COACH
• WOKE AF (Backwards selfie pencil!)

Contains 8 Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Soap for Festivus ~ Smells Like the Rest of Us

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

Festivus is back, baby!

So grab that bare aluminum pole out of the crawlspace and get ready to air your grievances over a home-cooked meal. And if you even think you're getting out of the wrestling match I have planned, you've got another thing coming, pal! You disappointed me last Festivus by calling an Uber before things really got started, and that's just one of the many mistakes you made during the year, which I'm about to list, in alphabetical order.

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Soap for Cat People ~ Smells Like Purring

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

"Hairball much? Your cats are circling the tub, but don't count on them joining you unless you really are bathing in warm milk. And maybe you are. You cat people are cuh-razy. I should know. I have 14. What? Don't judge. My house may be full of hairballs and cat toys, but at least they don't leave the toilet seat up. Most days."

Warm Milk Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Astrology Soap Leo

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

LEO
July 23 - August 22

Smells like it's all about you.

Vanilla Vanity Scented; Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

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Soap for Lefties ~ Smells Like the Weird Scissors

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

"Smells like the weird scissors. Know what's really weird? There's only one left-handed desk in this classroom and YOU'RE not using it. No fairsies. So I'M the one using my right hand and I'M the one stuck with the abnormal desk? Wth. I've always heard you lefties were crafty devils. Remind me never to sit on your left side at lunch, pal. I'm told you have some seriously sharp elbows."

Preschool Paste Jar Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Astrology Soap Gemini

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

GEMINI
May 21 - June 20

Smells like a split personality.

Whimsical Watermelon Scented; Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

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Astrology Pencils Gemini

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun pencil set from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

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Soap for the Slightly Unhinged ~ Smells Like Unpredictable Behavior

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

"Unpredictable never looked so sexy. You have to admit it. There's just something sexy about an unpredictable person. Excitement. Adventure. Danger. Yeah, okay. The danger thing is a little unsettling. Especially after they've had a few cocktails and fourteen jello shots in under an hour. But what the heck. At least you'll have some good stories to tell come Monday."

Jello Shots Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Soap for It's Fine ~ Smells Like Somebody's Passive-Agressive

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

"No, really. It's fine. I'm totally not going to write anything for this soap. It's fine. I'm sure you're fine with that. Totally fine. I mean, you only offered me a glass of lukewarm tap water when I came to your party. So it's fine. Not payback or anything. I'm fine."

Plain Tap Water Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Astrology Pencils Sagittarius

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun pencil set from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

SAGITTARIUS
November 22 - December 21

Sagittarius Traits:
• Independent
• Open-Minded
• Reckless
• Wanderer
• Blunt
• Philosopher

Pencils:
• I EXIST, THEREFORE TACOS
• VOTED MOST LIKELY TO LIVE IN A TENT
•  LOL WHY R U SO SERIOUS?
• IT'S 4:20 SOMEWHERE
• I NEED TO BE SOMEWHERE ELSE
• I DON'T DO FAKE
• RANDOM THOUGHTS SQUAD
• MENTALLY SINGLE (Backwards selfie pencil!)

Contains 8 Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Pencils for Zero Fucks

$ 10.95

Hilariously fun pencil set from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

No fucks.

We hear you. You're so over it you can't even. This newly-concocted bad attitude is just what the doctor ordered! Plus, none of us really liked it when you were just a simple, caring, average Joe. So kudos to you! Even though you couldn't give a F. We know. Fresh out.
 
Zero Fucks Pencils
8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Soap for Generic Gifts ~ Smells Like a Re-Gift

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

Smells like a re-gift

There are two kinds of people: people who regularly re-gift, and people who aren't steaming piles of garbage. There's really nothing more enjoyable than having to feign gratefulness over a set of hideous holiday hand towels you saw someone open last Christmas. Can you just stop already? Give me a card next time, or a holiday fist bump. Literally anything but another depression-inducing, decorative snowman serving platter. 

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Astrology Soap Taurus

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

TAURUS
April 20 - May 20

Smells like a gold-plated sundae.

Champagne Chic Scented; Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

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Pencils for Procrastinators

$ 10.95

Hilariously fun pencil set from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

Two weeks.

Go ahead, ask me anything. Invariably, the answer will be “two weeks.” Wondering when I’ll get my grades up? Two weeks. Get my grades up and start working out? Two weeks. Get my grades up, start working out, call my dad, visit my Nana in Florida, get married, buy a house, file for divorce, start my own business and run for office? Two weeks, pal. Two. Weeks.

Procrastinators Pencils
8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Astrology Soap Aquarius

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

AQUARIUS
January 20 - February 18

Smells like a real do-gooder.

Progressive Papaya Scented; Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

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Pencils for The Passive Aggressive

$ 10.95

Hilariously fun pencil set from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

It's fine.

I mean, if you want, I can write an essay detailing the extent to which I’m fine. I’ll even laminate the cover if you need me to do that, too. I don’t mind at all. If that’s what you need to prove that I’m fine, I’ll do it. Heck, I might even make it a book, find a publisher and go on Ellen to promote the release, proving how fine I am. I mean if that’s what you need. I’ll do it.

The Passive Aggressive Pencils
8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Pencils for Cat People

$ 10.95

Hilariously fun pencil set from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

HERE KITTY, KITTY...
I have a surpise for youuuu.... Darn it, where are you? Remember that time you told me you wished you could be a little policeman? I’m sure you said that. And I’ve got JUST the costume for that! Come on, kitty, kitty. My Instagram followers are waiting.

Cat People Pencils
8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Soap for It's Only Frickin' Tuesday ~ Smells Like Slowly Dying

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

Ugggggggh.

How is it only TUESDAY? It's been a full year since the work week started. I swear I can feel each individual cell in my body slowly dying to the beat of that annoying wall clock. And Glen in the next cubicle. Ghod. If he doesn't stop loudly smacking his gum and clicking his pen like some kind of deranged one-man band hoping for a record deal that will never happen, I'm going to write a scathing anonymous note about gum chewing and post it on the bulletin board with all my other scathing anonymous notes.

Gum-Smacking Co-Worker (Spearmint) Scented;  approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Astrology Soap Libra

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

LIBRA
September 23 - October 22

Smells like a peacekeeper.

French Lavender Flirt Scented; Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

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Soap for Birthday Blues ~ Smells Like Every Birthday After 21

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

Who you calling old?

Not me, pal. I'm 21. I've been 21 for years and I'm not about to make any abrupt changes now. Hey! Put that fancy calculator away. Don't you know I still shop at Forever 21? It's called that for a REASON. Now buy me a shot and shut your trap.

Sad Birthday Cake Scented;  approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Soap for The Only Child ~ Smells Like an Imaginary Friend

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

Sharing?

Never heard of it. Y'know, I'll never understand, well, any relationship where I'm not the center of attention. See? Look at my phone. Ten new unread messages from Mom and four from Dad. And we all Skyped like 20 minutes ago. But don't worry! I'm super adorable and the most important person on earth so you'll never get sick of me. Don't believe me? Ask my parents.

Candy Apple of My Eye Scented;  approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Soap for Man-Splaining ~ Smells Like Thank You Soooooo Much

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

"So THAT'S what coffee smells like. You know, I've always smelled it around the office and wasn't quite sure what it was. I'm so glad you're around to explain it all. It can get pretty complicated for me when it comes to knowing anything. Case in point: when you showed me how to correctly sharpen a pencil, it was like, mind-blowing. Thanks, man. From the bottom of my heart."

"This is How Coffee Smells" Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Astrology Soap Scorpio

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

SCORPIO
October 23 - November 21

Smells like a supervillain.

Vindictive Violets Scented; Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

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Astrology Soap Pisces

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

PISCES
February 19 - March 20

Smells like some serious delusions.

Driftwood Dreamer Scented; Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

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Pencils for The Office

$ 10.95

Hilariously fun pencil set from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

Oh, cool.

It’s Monday again. Feels like I just clocked out. Know what I love about Mondays? Nothing. In fifteen minutes, I’ll be sleeping with my eyes open for an hour-long meeting about employee morale followed by a “surprise” birthday cake and card everyone half-heartedly signs while doing a slow eye-roll. Which is the same eye-roll I’ll be making when I read it, ‘cuz it’s my birthday and even that won’t fix a Monday.

The Office Pencils
8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Pencils for Dog People

$ 10.95

Hilariously fun pencil set from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

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Soap for Shit Shows ~ Smells Like Last Night

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

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Soap for Day Drinking ~ Smells Like Saturday (And Sunday and Monday...)

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

It's ten a.m. somewhere.

Honestly, Saturdays were made for day drinking. And Sundays. And Fridays and Mondays and Thursdays. But don't feel guilty about it. It's exactly like going to brunch, except hold the chicken and waffles. You don't want all that heavy grease and gluten screwing with your buzz anyway.

Mojito Scented;  approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Soap for Grammar Police ~ Smells Like Your Annoying (Ahahaha)

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

Smells annoying.

Just wanted to shoot a quick message to let you know how impressed we all are that you finally figured out the difference between your and you're, thanks to Facebook trolls. True, it was something the rest of us learned in first grade, but what the hell. Welcome to the club, smarty pants. But as a club member, you now have to quit whining about everyone else's grammatical errors. Trust me, you're still making some.

Jelly Doughnut Scented;  approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Soap for Teachers ~ Smells Like Grading Papers... Even On Your Honeymoon

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

It's a snow day somewhere...

But not for you! You have another full day of dealing with other people’s children AND their classroom shenanigans. And it’s not that you don’t love teaching. It’s more that nobody truly appreciates all the garbage you go through just to do your job. Isn’t it time people started thanking YOU for YOUR service?

Poisoned Apple Scented;  approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Soap for Redheads ~ Smells Like a Fiery Disposition and Bathing in Sunblock

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

Back off, pal.

Know what I don't care about? Your redhead fetish. Did it just develop the second you saw me, or were you always this creepy? And to the haters: Get a hobby, losers. You want to start a fight with me? I'm a true hot-headed, no-holds-barred ginger. I will take you down.

Spicy Cider Scented;  approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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A Candle for Christmas Spirit ~ Smells Like a Full Bottle of Something

$ 12.00

Hilariously fun candle from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

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Soap for the Naughty ~ Smells a Heck of A Lot More Interesting Than Nice

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

Are you naughty or nice?

No reason you can't be both, I always say. In fact, I like to break up my days as such: Day: Nice. Night: Naughty. Middle of the Night: Mean Drunk. I'm kidding! In the middle of the night, I'm usually crying in the shower and feeling sorry for myself just like everyone else.

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Soap for Karma ~ Scented with HAHAHAHA

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

"What goes around... Comes around, we hope. And we're not necessarily talking about tricky STDs here, although, y'know, you reap what you sow. Hey! We didn't invent karma. You put all that good stuff out into the universe and you're supposed to get it back, whether through good fortune, or limited-time, minimum-purchase-required Olive Garden coupons, or whatever else it is you truly desire. And if you put those bad, icky vibes out there—not our fault. You know the deal. No free breadsticks coupons in your mailbox, pal. Not a one."

Laughing Buddha Scented (Indian Sandalwood) ; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Soap For Fucking Christmas ~ Smells Like Sleeping Through December

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

Amirite? It seems like we just put the decorations away and here we go again. (Literally, we just put the decorations away.) Of course, on the flip side, Black Friday is coming up and that's the one special day of the year where I spoil myself. I mean, who else is going to drop $195 on a ridiculous pencil sharpener I want just because it's "free shipping" day? 

Mistletoe & Ambien Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Astrology Soap Sagittarius

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

SAGITTARIUS
November 22 - December 21

Smells like a disappearing act.

Wandering White Tea Scented; Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

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Astrology Soap Cancer

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

CANCER
June 21 - July 22

Smells like buried emotions.

Moody Mojitos Scented; Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

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Astrology Soap Aries

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

ARIES
March 21 - April 19

Smells like you only ride shotgun.

Aggressive Agave Lime Scented; Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

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Pencils for Nurses

$ 10.95

Hilariously fun pencil set from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

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