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Pencils for Grammar Police

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YOUR ANNOYING.

Ahahaha. It’s so easy to get under your skin. Just wanted to shoot a quick message to let you know how impressed we all are that you finally figured out the difference between your and you’re. Welcome to the grammar club, smarty pants. But as a club member, you now have to quit whining about other people’s grammatical errors. Trust me on this point, you're still making some..
 
Grammar Police Pencils
8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Astrology Pencils Virgo

$ 11.95

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VIRGO
August 23 - September 22

Virgo Traits:
• Perfectionist
• Hypochondriac
• Methodical
• Critical
• Hyperactive
• Self-Involved

Pencils:
• I COUGHED NOW I'M DEAD
• LIST-MAKING PENCIL
• LET ME OVERTHINK THAT
• THAT TOTALLY REMINDS ME OF ME
• I EXCEL IN RANDOM WORST-CASE SCENARIOS
• SCHEDULING AN IMPROMPTU PARTY!
• VIRGOS FOLD TOWELS PERFECTLY
• NOBODY'S PERFECT (EXCEPT VIRGOS) [Backwards selfie pencil!]

Contains 8 Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Astrology Pencils Aries

$ 11.95

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ARIES
March 21 - April 19

Aries Traits:
• Born Winner
• Confrontational
• Overachiever
• Competitive
• Hot-Tempered
• Type A

Pencils:
• I COULD'VE EASILY GONE PRO
• FIGHT ME
• I ALWAYS KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
• FOR MY NEXT TRICK...
• NEAR PERFECTION
• UNFINISHED PROJECTS PENCIL
• WROTE THE 1ST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB
• 100% (Backwards selfie pencil!)

Contains 8 Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Astrology Pencils Libra

$ 11.95

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LIBRA
September 23 - October 22

Libra Traits:
• Diplomatic
• People-Pleaser
• Passive-Aggressive
• Indecisive
• Superficial
• Flirt

Pencils:
• THANKS FOR NOTHING
• I'M SORRY I SAY SORRY ALL THE TIME 
• I'M DATING SOMEONE BUT WE CAN TEXT
• IT'S NO PROBLEM!!!!
• EASILY DISTRACTE...
• WHY CAN'T WE ALL GET ALONG?
• PRETTY PETTY,  BUT STILL PRETTY
• ADORABLE AF (Backwards selfie pencil!)

Contains 8 Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Astrology Pencils Capricorn

$ 11.95

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CAPRICORN 
December 22 - January 19

Capricorn Traits:
• Domineering
• Sarcastic
• Basic Workaholic
• Goal-Oriented
• Cynical
• Stubborn

Pencils:
• EVERY SILVER LINING HAS A CLOUD
• MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY
• EVERY DAY I'M HUSTLIN'
• BLESS YOUR LITTLE HEART
• BOSSY AF
• MY PAY STUBS ARE LIT
• BECAUSE I READ THE MANUAL
• CONTROL FREEEEEAK (Backwards selfie pencil!)

Contains 8 Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Astrology Pencils Leo

$ 11.95

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LEO
July 23 - August 22

Leo Traits:
• Charismatic
• Fun-Loving
• Narcissist
• Dramatic
• Talented
• Leader

Pencils:
• LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!
• BUT LET'S GET BACK TO ME
• DID SOMEONE SAY JELLO SHOTS?
• LEOS HAVE THE MOST STALKERS
• EVEN YOUR MOM LOVES ME
• SPOON-FEED ME COMPLIMENTS
• MY AURA SHOOTS RAINBOWS & GLITTER
• HELLO GORGEOUS (Backwards selfie pencil!)

Contains 8 Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Astrology Pencils Scorpio

$ 11.95

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SCORPIO
October 23 - November 21

Scorpio Traits:
• Passionate
• Obsessive
• Vindictive
• Suspicious
• Intense
• Competitive

Pencils:
• CHECKMATE.
• WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?
• REVENGE IS BEST SERVED CONSTANTLY
• TWIRLING MY INVISIBLE MOUSTACHE
• EVIL MASTERMIND
• BEST FRENEMIES FOREVER
• PROFESSIONAL STALKER
• FIERCE AF (Backwards selfie pencil!)

Contains 8 Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Astrology Pencils Pisces

$ 11.95

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PISCES
February 19 - March 20

Pisces Traits:
• Dreamer
• Sensitive
• Procrastinator
• Charitable
• Intuitive
• Easily-led

Pencils:
• TIME FOR MY SECOND NAP
• STRAY ANIMAL COLLECTOR
• WILDLY UNDERAPPRECIATED
• DRINKS LIKE A FISH
• AMAZEBALLS IDEAS PENCIL
• MY ALONE TIME IS FOR YOUR SAFETY
• WILL ACCEPT FLATTERY
• TOTAL DREAMER (Backwards selfie pencil!)

Contains 8 Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Astrology Pencils Aquarius

$ 11.95

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AQUARIUS
January 20 - February 18

Aquarius Traits:
• Progressive
• Eccentric
• Humanitarian
• Social Butterfly
• Impulsive
• Enlightening 

Pencils:
• YOU HAD ME AT REVOLUTION
• UP FOR LITERALLY ANYTHING
• SPIRITUAL GANGSTA
• AQUARIANS ARE SECRETLY SMARTER
• BFF COLLECTOR
• ENIGMATIC BUT ALSO DRUNK
• POTENTIAL LIFE COACH
• WOKE AF (Backwards selfie pencil!)

Contains 8 Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Soap for Festivus ~ Smells Like the Rest of Us

$ 11.95

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Festivus is back, baby!

So grab that bare aluminum pole out of the crawlspace and get ready to air your grievances over a home-cooked meal. And if you even think you're getting out of the wrestling match I have planned, you've got another thing coming, pal! You disappointed me last Festivus by calling an Uber before things really got started, and that's just one of the many mistakes you made during the year, which I'm about to list, in alphabetical order.

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Astrology Pencils Cancer

$ 11.95

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CANCER
June 21 - July 22

Cancer Traits:
• Moody
• Introverted
• Domestic
• Skeptical
• Gloomy
• Creative

Pencils:
• CANCERS HAVE ALL THE FEELS
• PROFESSIONAL INTROVERT
• I'M FINE!
• NO OFFENSE, I JUST DON'T LIKE PEOPLE
• I'M STABBING YOU IN MY MIND
• BECAUSE I ONLY NEED ONE FRIEND
• I'M JUST GONNA STAY HOME TONIGHT
• GHOSTING MASTER (Backwards selfie pencil!)

Contains 8 Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Astrology Pencils Taurus

$ 11.95

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TAURUS
April 20 - May 20

Taurus Traits:
• Foodie
• Sharp Dresser
• Stubborn
• Possessive
• Loyal
• Jealous Streak

Pencils:
• INFLEXIBLE BECAUSE I'M RIGHT
• WHO WERE YOU JUST TEXTING?
• I NEED MORE MIDDLE FINGERS
• I HEARD THERE WOULD BE CAKE
• JUST CALL ME DICTATOR FOR SHORT
• TREAT YO'SELF IS ON MY FAMILY CREST
• CHAMPAGNE GOES WITH EVERYTHING
• CLASSY AF (Backwards selfie pencil!)

Contains 8 Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Soap for the Slightly Unhinged ~ Smells Like Unpredictable Behavior

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"Unpredictable never looked so sexy. You have to admit it. There's just something sexy about an unpredictable person. Excitement. Adventure. Danger. Yeah, okay. The danger thing is a little unsettling. Especially after they've had a few cocktails and fourteen jello shots in under an hour. But what the heck. At least you'll have some good stories to tell come Monday."

Jello Shots Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Astrology Soap Leo

$ 11.95

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LEO
July 23 - August 22

Smells like it's all about you.

Vanilla Vanity Scented; Net Weight: 6 oz.
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Soap for It's Fine ~ Smells Like Somebody's Passive-Agressive

$ 11.95

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"No, really. It's fine. I'm totally not going to write anything for this soap. It's fine. I'm sure you're fine with that. Totally fine. I mean, you only offered me a glass of lukewarm tap water when I came to your party. So it's fine. Not payback or anything. I'm fine."

Plain Tap Water Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Astrology Soap Gemini

$ 11.95

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GEMINI
May 21 - June 20

Smells like a split personality.

Whimsical Watermelon Scented; Net Weight: 6 oz.
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Astrology Pencils Gemini

$ 11.95

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Astrology Pencils Sagittarius

$ 11.95

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SAGITTARIUS
November 22 - December 21

Sagittarius Traits:
• Independent
• Open-Minded
• Reckless
• Wanderer
• Blunt
• Philosopher

Pencils:
• I EXIST, THEREFORE TACOS
• VOTED MOST LIKELY TO LIVE IN A TENT
•  LOL WHY R U SO SERIOUS?
• IT'S 4:20 SOMEWHERE
• I NEED TO BE SOMEWHERE ELSE
• I DON'T DO FAKE
• RANDOM THOUGHTS SQUAD
• MENTALLY SINGLE (Backwards selfie pencil!)

Contains 8 Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Pencils for Zero Fucks

$ 10.95

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No fucks.

We hear you. You're so over it you can't even. This newly-concocted bad attitude is just what the doctor ordered! Plus, none of us really liked it when you were just a simple, caring, average Joe. So kudos to you! Even though you couldn't give a F. We know. Fresh out.
 
Zero Fucks Pencils
8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Pencils for Procrastinators

$ 10.95

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Two weeks.

Go ahead, ask me anything. Invariably, the answer will be “two weeks.” Wondering when I’ll get my grades up? Two weeks. Get my grades up and start working out? Two weeks. Get my grades up, start working out, call my dad, visit my Nana in Florida, get married, buy a house, file for divorce, start my own business and run for office? Two weeks, pal. Two. Weeks.

Procrastinators Pencils
8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Soap for Generic Gifts ~ Smells Like a Re-Gift

$ 11.95

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Smells like a re-gift

There are two kinds of people: people who regularly re-gift, and people who aren't steaming piles of garbage. There's really nothing more enjoyable than having to feign gratefulness over a set of hideous holiday hand towels you saw someone open last Christmas. Can you just stop already? Give me a card next time, or a holiday fist bump. Literally anything but another depression-inducing, decorative snowman serving platter. 

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Astrology Soap Taurus

$ 11.95

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TAURUS
April 20 - May 20

Smells like a gold-plated sundae.

Champagne Chic Scented; Net Weight: 6 oz.
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Pencils for The Passive Aggressive

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It's fine.

I mean, if you want, I can write an essay detailing the extent to which I’m fine. I’ll even laminate the cover if you need me to do that, too. I don’t mind at all. If that’s what you need to prove that I’m fine, I’ll do it. Heck, I might even make it a book, find a publisher and go on Ellen to promote the release, proving how fine I am. I mean if that’s what you need. I’ll do it.

The Passive Aggressive Pencils
8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Astrology Soap Libra

$ 11.95

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LIBRA
September 23 - October 22

Smells like a peacekeeper.

French Lavender Flirt Scented; Net Weight: 6 oz.
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Astrology Soap Aquarius

$ 11.95

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AQUARIUS
January 20 - February 18

Smells like a real do-gooder.

Progressive Papaya Scented; Net Weight: 6 oz.
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Pencils for Cat People

$ 10.95

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HERE KITTY, KITTY...
I have a surpise for youuuu.... Darn it, where are you? Remember that time you told me you wished you could be a little policeman? I’m sure you said that. And I’ve got JUST the costume for that! Come on, kitty, kitty. My Instagram followers are waiting.

Cat People Pencils
8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Pencils for Dog People

$ 10.95

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Soap for The Only Child ~ Smells Like an Imaginary Friend

$ 11.95

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Sharing?

Never heard of it. Y'know, I'll never understand, well, any relationship where I'm not the center of attention. See? Look at my phone. Ten new unread messages from Mom and four from Dad. And we all Skyped like 20 minutes ago. But don't worry! I'm super adorable and the most important person on earth so you'll never get sick of me. Don't believe me? Ask my parents.

Candy Apple of My Eye Scented;  approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Astrology Soap Sagittarius

$ 11.95

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SAGITTARIUS
November 22 - December 21

Smells like a disappearing act.

Wandering White Tea Scented; Net Weight: 6 oz.
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Astrology Soap Scorpio

$ 11.95

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SCORPIO
October 23 - November 21

Smells like a supervillain.

Vindictive Violets Scented; Net Weight: 6 oz.
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Astrology Soap Pisces

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PISCES
February 19 - March 20

Smells like some serious delusions.

Driftwood Dreamer Scented; Net Weight: 6 oz.
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Soap for Day Drinking ~ Smells Like Saturday (And Sunday and Monday...)

$ 11.95

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It's ten a.m. somewhere.

Honestly, Saturdays were made for day drinking. And Sundays. And Fridays and Mondays and Thursdays. But don't feel guilty about it. It's exactly like going to brunch, except hold the chicken and waffles. You don't want all that heavy grease and gluten screwing with your buzz anyway.

Mojito Scented;  approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Soap for Birthday Blues ~ Smells Like Every Birthday After 21

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Who you calling old?

Not me, pal. I'm 21. I've been 21 for years and I'm not about to make any abrupt changes now. Hey! Put that fancy calculator away. Don't you know I still shop at Forever 21? It's called that for a REASON. Now buy me a shot and shut your trap.

Sad Birthday Cake Scented;  approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Soap for Redheads ~ Smells Like a Fiery Disposition and Bathing in Sunblock

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Back off, pal.

Know what I don't care about? Your redhead fetish. Did it just develop the second you saw me, or were you always this creepy? And to the haters: Get a hobby, losers. You want to start a fight with me? I'm a true hot-headed, no-holds-barred ginger. I will take you down.

Spicy Cider Scented;  approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Soap for Man-Splaining ~ Smells Like Thank You Soooooo Much

$ 11.95

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"So THAT'S what coffee smells like. You know, I've always smelled it around the office and wasn't quite sure what it was. I'm so glad you're around to explain it all. It can get pretty complicated for me when it comes to knowing anything. Case in point: when you showed me how to correctly sharpen a pencil, it was like, mind-blowing. Thanks, man. From the bottom of my heart."

"This is How Coffee Smells" Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Soap For Fucking Christmas ~ Smells Like Sleeping Through December

$ 11.95

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Amirite? It seems like we just put the decorations away and here we go again. (Literally, we just put the decorations away.) Of course, on the flip side, Black Friday is coming up and that's the one special day of the year where I spoil myself. I mean, who else is going to drop $195 on a ridiculous pencil sharpener I want just because it's "free shipping" day? 

Mistletoe & Ambien Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Astrology Soap Aries

$ 11.95

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ARIES
March 21 - April 19

Smells like you only ride shotgun.

Aggressive Agave Lime Scented; Net Weight: 6 oz.
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Pencils for The Office

$ 10.95

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Oh, cool.

It’s Monday again. Feels like I just clocked out. Know what I love about Mondays? Nothing. In fifteen minutes, I’ll be sleeping with my eyes open for an hour-long meeting about employee morale followed by a “surprise” birthday cake and card everyone half-heartedly signs while doing a slow eye-roll. Which is the same eye-roll I’ll be making when I read it, ‘cuz it’s my birthday and even that won’t fix a Monday.

The Office Pencils
8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils

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Soap for Shit Shows ~ Smells Like Last Night

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Soap for Grammar Police ~ Smells Like Your Annoying (Ahahaha)

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Smells annoying.

Just wanted to shoot a quick message to let you know how impressed we all are that you finally figured out the difference between your and you're, thanks to Facebook trolls. True, it was something the rest of us learned in first grade, but what the hell. Welcome to the club, smarty pants. But as a club member, you now have to quit whining about everyone else's grammatical errors. Trust me, you're still making some.

Jelly Doughnut Scented;  approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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A Candle for Christmas Spirit ~ Smells Like a Full Bottle of Something

$ 12.00

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Soap for the Naughty ~ Smells a Heck of A Lot More Interesting Than Nice

$ 11.95

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Are you naughty or nice?

No reason you can't be both, I always say. In fact, I like to break up my days as such: Day: Nice. Night: Naughty. Middle of the Night: Mean Drunk. I'm kidding! In the middle of the night, I'm usually crying in the shower and feeling sorry for myself just like everyone else.

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Soap for Karma ~ Scented with HAHAHAHA

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"What goes around... Comes around, we hope. And we're not necessarily talking about tricky STDs here, although, y'know, you reap what you sow. Hey! We didn't invent karma. You put all that good stuff out into the universe and you're supposed to get it back, whether through good fortune, or limited-time, minimum-purchase-required Olive Garden coupons, or whatever else it is you truly desire. And if you put those bad, icky vibes out there—not our fault. You know the deal. No free breadsticks coupons in your mailbox, pal. Not a one."

Laughing Buddha Scented (Indian Sandalwood) ; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Astrology Soap Cancer

$ 11.95

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CANCER
June 21 - July 22

Smells like buried emotions.

Moody Mojitos Scented; Net Weight: 6 oz.
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Pencils for Nurses

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Soap for Gen Z ~ Smells Like Soft Boys and Tik Tok

$ 11.95

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Sksksk and I oop

Yeet! I'm so pumped about this soap for my generation! I just found out there were names for generations. And I just found out what a generation is. Sksksk and I oop and I oop! This is low-key the best thing I've ever heard. And don't call me a VSCO girl, ok? I'm so over that sksksksksk!

Never-Ending Slushie Scented;  approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Soap for Millennials ~ Smells Like Leave Me Alone, Boomer

$ 11.95

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Is this latte fair trade?

Haha, jk. Kind of. Maybe in a parallel universe, the entire population at large isn't obsessed with me and my generation, but I sort of doubt it. And why should't you be? We're the only ones who actually care about this planet, obvs. So move over, boomers. We're taking the wheel.

Green New Deal (Bamboo) Scented;  approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Soap for Ugly Sweaters ~ Smells Like a Holiday Party

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Soap for Delinquents ~ Smells Like Detention and the Back of the Bus

$ 11.95

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I see you.

You were the one spending every afternoon in detention while the rest of us carted home our school books and assignments ready to get started on another full night of rewarding homework to prepare for our futures. And you were the one cleaning desks during Saturday school and spending lunches in the principal's office while we practiced for the school play and cheered on the football team. And you... Oh, wait. That wasn't you. That was me.

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Soap for Tomorrow Okay? ~ Smells Like A Classic Procrastinator

$ 11.95

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ME, procrastinate?

Never. I just know how to get things done quickly, and at the last second. It's just how I operate. I feel sorry for all those suckers who have everything completed as soon as it's assigned. Fools! Why, I just spent the last few weeks doing absolutely nothing, and all I had to do was stay up for the last 48 hours straight and now look... I'll be done in only 8 more hours! It's called a "plan." Ok? Maybe you've heard of it.

Lava Lamp (Fruity) Scented;  approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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