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Whiskey River Soap Co.

Soap for Tomorrow Okay? ~ Smells Like A Classic Procrastinator

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

ME, procrastinate?

Never. I just know how to get things done quickly, and at the last second. It's just how I operate. I feel sorry for all those suckers who have everything completed as soon as it's assigned. Fools! Why, I just spent the last few weeks doing absolutely nothing, and all I had to do was stay up for the last 48 hours straight and now look... I'll be done in only 8 more hours! It's called a "plan." Ok? Maybe you've heard of it.


Lava Lamp (Fruity) Scented;  approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.




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