$ 9.99
Beautiful 3" lavender sachets with a decorative flower on top, perfect to give as a gift or tuck anywhere for a fresh scent that will last for years. Handcrafted in the Sonoma Valley in California by Sonoma Lavender.$ 16.99
Hang in the car, on a doorknob, in the closet—anywhere that needs a fresh scent. 6" Hanging Sachet with embroidery and tassel, scent lasts for years. Handcrafted in the Sonoma Valley in California by Sonoma Lavender.$ 4.99
Small embroidered Lavender Sachets, beautiful for gifts or to tuck anywhere and the scent lasts for years. Handcrafted in the Sonoma Valley in California by Sonoma Lavender. Sold individually.$ 16.99
The gentle weight of flaxseed soothes eye strain and knocks out light while lavender aromatherapy calms and soothes the psyche, beautiful embroidered Lavender Eye Pillow, measures 9". Handcrafted in the Sonoma Valley in California by Sonoma Lavender.$ 19.99
Richly foaming and naturally fragrant, made with therapeutic-grade essential oils. Coconut cleansing formula. 12 oz. Handcrafted in the Sonoma Valley in California by Sonoma Lavender.
$ 16.99
Irresistible way to start the day with lavender-infused gentle coconut cleansing formula with nourishing vitamins. 8 oz. Handcrafted in the Sonoma Valley in California by Sonoma Lavender.
$ 5.99
Enjoy the natural pleasure of our lotus-scented soap, handmade by artisans of Palam Rural Centre in Tamil Nadu, India. Palam employs members of the Harijan (“untouchables”) caste, and provides health care and schooling for artisan families. All our soaps made in India use palm oil grown on local plantations. This palm oil provides work to local farmers and does not contribute to deforestation. 3.2 oz soap with box, 3" x 2" x 1" A Global Fair Trade gift.
$ 12.99
A 4 oz spray bottle with mister. A blended oil of Sage and Rosemary
Our most popular spray! The sage and rosemary blend is all about cleansing your space or your personal energy. This is an effective powerful alternative to burning sage. Wicked good sprays are skin safe, you can use the spray wherever you would smudge and clear out that energy. Please shake well before using. Handmade with intention from Coventry Creations.
$ 12.99
A 4 oz spray bottle with mister. A blended oil of date and bergamot.
Spray on or around yourself for your out of money situations. It has date to bring good luck, helping you prosper and grow into your destiny. Also included is bergamot which is called the happy herb. This herb relaxes your guard to all happiness to sneak in. Bergamot is a seed of prosperity that can create inertia to success and wealth. Wicked good sprays are skin safe, you can use the spray whenever you need to bring in some cash. Please shake well before using. Handmade with intention from Coventry Creations.
$ 12.99
A 4 oz spray bottle with mister. A blended oil of amber musk and peppermint sage.
When the small things start to derail your day, it’s time to clear out that stuck on karma and get your energy moving again! This spray uses the combination of peppermint sage for cleansing and clearing out negative and obsessive energy with amber musk to energize and attract great energy your way. Wicked good sprays are skin safe, you can use the spray wherever you need to clean out bad karma. Please shake well before using. Handmade with intention from Coventry Creations.
$ 12.99
A 4 oz spray bottle with mister. A lavender blend.
Lavender is known for its amazing properties on invoking peacefulness, inducing resting and healing sleep and calming stormy uncontrolled emotions that can make us ill. This spray invites warm nurturing feelings, protects against cruelty and allows joy to manifest. Wicked good sprays are skin safe, you can use the spray whenever you need to instill some calm energy in yourself or your surroundings. Please shake well before using. Handmade with intention from Coventry Creations.
$ 12.99
$ 5.50
A boo-boo got you down? Slap on a fun bandage shaped like a bummed out dog wearing a cone of shame! Box includes 18 bandages.$ 5.50
These cute Rainbow Bandages make getting a boo-boo a bit more delightful! Box includes 18 bandages.$ 16.00
Sweet Almond Oil, known for being hypoallergenic and naturally rich in vitamins A and E, is the base of our luxurious oil. Apply this versatile oil over the entire body after a bath or shower or add to bath water for a decadent experience. Use just a few drops to style hair or saturate and leave on prior to washing to rehydrate hair. Mix the oil with our body lotion for an intensive skin treatment. It's universal and incredible.
About Lotus Love Beauty, 100% handcrafted vegan personal care and candles in their studio in North Park, San Diego. The most pure and exotic oils, herbs, botanicals, and spices from around the world have been curated to accentuate inner beauty through aromatherapy and traditional Ayurvedic and yogic philosophies. All products are made fresh-to-order in small batches. Their signature blends are inspired by distant travels, the warmth of the sun, the power of the ocean, romance, and all that is divine.
$ 5.50
These Zombie Bandages will bring about the end of days... of lifeless beige bandages! Turn any boo-boo into a zombie apocalypse. Box includes 18 bandages.$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
"You just had to have your own soap.
Well, it's only natural that you should get a soap. You were first, right? You're the eldest. The most important. And... the undeniable guinea pig, the one who is the most responsible, and the one who MUST succeed at all costs. No pressure there, right?"
Brand-New Everything (Wintergreen) Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
"Cool story, bro.
You know how some people try really hard to be awesome and other people are just naturally that way? It's like the difference between some suuuper lame story about like, college credits or your thesis, and a totally awesome story about jumping really high or explosions. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Bro."
One Surfing Lesson Scented (Ocean); approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
"Who are you again? The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink and you dress like you're in the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain't all that. The only people who think so are #1. my older siblings and #2. my dumb parents. And I haven't even gotten to the part about the (cry)baby of the family. Oy."
Purple Haze Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
"What goes around... Comes around, we hope. And we're not necessarily talking about tricky STDs here, although, y'know, you reap what you sow. Hey! We didn't invent karma. You put all that good stuff out into the universe and you're supposed to get it back, whether through good fortune, or limited-time, minimum-purchase-required Olive Garden coupons, or whatever else it is you truly desire. And if you put those bad, icky vibes out there—not our fault. You know the deal. No free breadsticks coupons in your mailbox, pal. Not a one."
Laughing Buddha Scented (Indian Sandalwood) ; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
"Hairball much? Your cats are circling the tub, but don't count on them joining you unless you really are bathing in warm milk. And maybe you are. You cat people are cuh-razy. I should know. I have 14. What? Don't judge. My house may be full of hairballs and cat toys, but at least they don't leave the toilet seat up. Most days."
Warm Milk Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
"Ommmm. I'm not saying yoga pants make you look 20% hotter, but I'm not saying they don't, either. So let's all take a moment to silently express our gratitude for yoga pants. And by "silently express," of course I mean post that shiznit immediately to your IG, FB and Twitter accounts. It's not going to post itself, darling. Then go make yourself a green smoothie and meditate on how much more evolved you are than the rest of the great unwashed."
Om Scented (Lavender & Eucalyptus); approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
"Um, awkwaaard. Ah, memories. Look, everyone has a few awkward moments in their past. Flat-out embarrassing and impossible to shake off, this is the stuff life is made of. I should know. I clock in two or three of these every few minutes, and that's just on Twitter. In real life, I'm a complete train wreck. And proud of it! You should be, too. That's why you need a special Soap for Awkward Moments. It's not as cool as a national holiday, but it's a damn good start."
Sketchy Ointment Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
"Smells like the weird scissors. Know what's really weird? There's only one left-handed desk in this classroom and YOU'RE not using it. No fairsies. So I'M the one using my right hand and I'M the one stuck with the abnormal desk? Wth. I've always heard you lefties were crafty devils. Remind me never to sit on your left side at lunch, pal. I'm told you have some seriously sharp elbows."
Preschool Paste Jar Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
"Yawn. Oh sorry, I can't make it. I know I said I'd help you pick out a new shelving configuration at IKEA today, but it turns out I'll be sleeping for the best part of the day. Yes, and on Sunday. What do you think weekends are for? Yeesh. If people expect me to actually DO stuff all week long, the weekends belong to me. And my bed. And my dog. Stop texting already, freaks."
Mtn. Dew Sugar Crash; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
"No, really. It's fine. I'm totally not going to write anything for this soap. It's fine. I'm sure you're fine with that. Totally fine. I mean, you only offered me a glass of lukewarm tap water when I came to your party. So it's fine. Not payback or anything. I'm fine."
Plain Tap Water Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
"Unpredictable never looked so sexy. You have to admit it. There's just something sexy about an unpredictable person. Excitement. Adventure. Danger. Yeah, okay. The danger thing is a little unsettling. Especially after they've had a few cocktails and fourteen jello shots in under an hour. But what the heck. At least you'll have some good stories to tell come Monday."
Jello Shots Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
"Yeah, yeah, love stinks. It does, doesn't it? And this is the LAST time I'm getting fooled by love. Not happening again. So don't expect to see me on Bumble ever again. That's right. I'm done. Forever. Wait, what were you just saying about your yoga instructor being single?"
Chocolate Strawberries Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
"So THAT'S what coffee smells like. You know, I've always smelled it around the office and wasn't quite sure what it was. I'm so glad you're around to explain it all. It can get pretty complicated for me when it comes to knowing anything. Case in point: when you showed me how to correctly sharpen a pencil, it was like, mind-blowing. Thanks, man. From the bottom of my heart."
"This is How Coffee Smells" Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
I see you.
You were the one spending every afternoon in detention while the rest of us carted home our school books and assignments ready to get started on another full night of rewarding homework to prepare for our futures. And you were the one cleaning desks during Saturday school and spending lunches in the principal's office while we practiced for the school play and cheered on the football team. And you... Oh, wait. That wasn't you. That was me.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
Festivus is back, baby!
So grab that bare aluminum pole out of the crawlspace and get ready to air your grievances over a home-cooked meal. And if you even think you're getting out of the wrestling match I have planned, you've got another thing coming, pal! You disappointed me last Festivus by calling an Uber before things really got started, and that's just one of the many mistakes you made during the year, which I'm about to list, in alphabetical order.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
Smells like a re-gift
There are two kinds of people: people who regularly re-gift, and people who aren't steaming piles of garbage. There's really nothing more enjoyable than having to feign gratefulness over a set of hideous holiday hand towels you saw someone open last Christmas. Can you just stop already? Give me a card next time, or a holiday fist bump. Literally anything but another depression-inducing, decorative snowman serving platter.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
Are you naughty or nice?
No reason you can't be both, I always say. In fact, I like to break up my days as such: Day: Nice. Night: Naughty. Middle of the Night: Mean Drunk. I'm kidding! In the middle of the night, I'm usually crying in the shower and feeling sorry for myself just like everyone else.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
You know what I know?$ 16.00
Use this when: your love life's so off track, you need a sherpa to bring it back.$ 16.00
Use this when: your to do list has footnotes and an addendum.$ 16.00
Use this when: you didn't hear the door when opportunity knocked.$ 19.95
New packaging! Silky goodness with a rich blend of pure lavender essential oil, grapeseed oil, deep moisturizing jojoba oil and sunflower oil help to regenerate skin cells.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
Is this latte fair trade?
Haha, jk. Kind of. Maybe in a parallel universe, the entire population at large isn't obsessed with me and my generation, but I sort of doubt it. And why should't you be? We're the only ones who actually care about this planet, obvs. So move over, boomers. We're taking the wheel.
Green New Deal (Bamboo) Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
Smells like teen spirit.
Hey, slacker. Remember those innocent days of worrying about which ugly vintage sweater to buy instead of stressing out about climate change and demagoguery? Perhaps you needed a real cause to inspire you to do great things. Other than trying to look like the coolest hobo, naturally. That's always a solid cause.
Freshly-Laundered Flannel Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
Sksksk and I oop
Yeet! I'm so pumped about this soap for my generation! I just found out there were names for generations. And I just found out what a generation is. Sksksk and I oop and I oop! This is low-key the best thing I've ever heard. And don't call me a VSCO girl, ok? I'm so over that sksksksksk!
Never-Ending Slushie Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
Back off, pal.
Know what I don't care about? Your redhead fetish. Did it just develop the second you saw me, or were you always this creepy? And to the haters: Get a hobby, losers. You want to start a fight with me? I'm a true hot-headed, no-holds-barred ginger. I will take you down.
Spicy Cider Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
Sharing?
Never heard of it. Y'know, I'll never understand, well, any relationship where I'm not the center of attention. See? Look at my phone. Ten new unread messages from Mom and four from Dad. And we all Skyped like 20 minutes ago. But don't worry! I'm super adorable and the most important person on earth so you'll never get sick of me. Don't believe me? Ask my parents.
Candy Apple of My Eye Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
Frisbee golf date?
I used to consider you a lone wolf, but that's all in the past now. Yeah, I saw you buying that growler of Belgian dark ale for your new beer-whispering bestie. And what about the weekend guy trips to breweries and sporting events posted on your Instas? I gotta say, I'm loving this new lighter side of you. It's just so precious.
Testosterone Light (Teakwood and Cardamom) Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
Can we move to that booth over there?
I’ve got a tip for you: Don’t expect me to smile when I bring your custom salad: "Hold the lettuce, arugula, croutons, cheese and onions, zebra milk dressing on the side, oh and can I add tofu hand-kneaded by the Blue Hmong of Vietnam?" I mean, yeah, sure, coming right up!
Strawberry Milkshake Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
Meetings.
The icing on the arsenic cake that is any weekday morning, afternoon or evening. And speaking of evenings... didja have to schedule the WebEx for 6:15 p.m. on a Friday, Becky? All to tell me you’d put feedback in the Powerpoint? Because you couldn’t put that in a fucking email? Don't worry. I'll text you all my feedback on Saturday around dawn.
Bourbon in My Coffee Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
It's a snow day somewhere...
But not for you! You have another full day of dealing with other people’s children AND their classroom shenanigans. And it’s not that you don’t love teaching. It’s more that nobody truly appreciates all the garbage you go through just to do your job. Isn’t it time people started thanking YOU for YOUR service?
Poisoned Apple Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
Mmmmmm...
Smell that? Yeah, nothing except maybe clean paint and a hint of chocolate chip cookie air freshener. No cat pee, spoiled milk, or the unmistakable stench of sadness. So huff on that baggage-free lifestyle for as long as you can because you’ll be back to wallowing in your own filth soon. New homes are only new for so long.
Trendy Terrarium Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
Who you calling old?
Not me, pal. I'm 21. I've been 21 for years and I'm not about to make any abrupt changes now. Hey! Put that fancy calculator away. Don't you know I still shop at Forever 21? It's called that for a REASON. Now buy me a shot and shut your trap.
Sad Birthday Cake Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
Smells annoying.
Just wanted to shoot a quick message to let you know how impressed we all are that you finally figured out the difference between your and you're, thanks to Facebook trolls. True, it was something the rest of us learned in first grade, but what the hell. Welcome to the club, smarty pants. But as a club member, you now have to quit whining about everyone else's grammatical errors. Trust me, you're still making some.
Jelly Doughnut Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.