Bath & Body

Astrology Soap Aries

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

ARIES
March 21 - April 19

Smells like you only ride shotgun.

Aggressive Agave Lime Scented; Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

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Astrology Soap Taurus

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

TAURUS
April 20 - May 20

Smells like a gold-plated sundae.

Champagne Chic Scented; Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

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Astrology Soap Gemini

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

GEMINI
May 21 - June 20

Smells like a split personality.

Whimsical Watermelon Scented; Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

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Astrology Soap Cancer

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

CANCER
June 21 - July 22

Smells like buried emotions.

Moody Mojitos Scented; Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

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Astrology Soap Leo

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

LEO
July 23 - August 22

Smells like it's all about you.

Vanilla Vanity Scented; Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

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Astrology Soap Libra

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

LIBRA
September 23 - October 22

Smells like a peacekeeper.

French Lavender Flirt Scented; Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

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Astrology Soap Scorpio

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

SCORPIO
October 23 - November 21

Smells like a supervillain.

Vindictive Violets Scented; Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

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Astrology Soap Sagittarius

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

SAGITTARIUS
November 22 - December 21

Smells like a disappearing act.

Wandering White Tea Scented; Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

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Huggable Flurry Sloth (Lavender & Buckwheat)

$ 29.99

Slow down and curl up with this huggable sloth.

Soft, soothing, heatable, and freezable.

Filled with Lavender and Buckwheat.

9.75 x 14 x 1.5

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Huggable Avocado (Lavender & Buckwheat)

Sold Out $ 28.99

All you have to do is heat me up in the microwave. (not suitable for making guacamole)

Soft, soothing, heatable, and freezable.

Filled with Lavender and Buckwheat.

9.5 x 10.75 x 1.25

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Soap For Ho Ho Hoes ~ Smells Like Someone's Been Up In Your Chimney

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

You know the best thing about the holidays? All the ho-ho-hoeing going on. It's why they call it the most magical time of the year. And when I saw this soap, I immediately thought of you. Who wouldn't? When it comes to hoeing, you're up there with the best of them. That's why everyone invites you to parties. (Oh, and hey. I wasn't calling you names or anything. I'm just jolly like that.)

Peppermint Stick Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Soap For Fucking Christmas ~ Smells Like Sleeping Through December

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

Amirite? It seems like we just put the decorations away and here we go again. (Literally, we just put the decorations away.) Of course, on the flip side, Black Friday is coming up and that's the one special day of the year where I spoil myself. I mean, who else is going to drop $195 on a ridiculous pencil sharpener I want just because it's "free shipping" day?

Mistletoe & Ambien Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Timber Lake Bath & Body Gift Box Set ~ Sonoma Lavender Luxury Spa Gifts

$ 22.99

A fabulous value and perfect gift! A gift box of Timber Lake goodies including a soy votive 20-hour candle, fragrant sugar pine & cinnamon sachet (2oz), bath salts sachet (4oz) and mini soap (2oz). Handcrafted in the Sonoma Valley in California by Sonoma Lavender.

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Lavender Shower Gel and Body Lotion Gift Set ~ Sonoma Lavender Luxury Spa Gifts

$ 41.99

Our luxurious Lavender Shower Gel and Body Lotion are packaged together in a pretty box and finished with a ribbon. This is a perfect gift for relaxation and self care! The body lotion includes Lavender Essential Oil and antioxidants, smooths & soothes dry skin. Mango Seed Butter and Vitamin E moisturizes and helps skin to appear more youthful (8oz.) The shower gel is an irresistible way to start the day with lavender-infused gentle coconut cleansing formula with nourishing vitamins (8oz.) Handcrafted in the Sonoma Valley in California by Sonoma Lavender.

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Luxury Lavender Bath Butler Gift Set ~ Sonoma Lavender Luxury Spa Gifts

$ 82.99

A beautiful gift of relaxation and calm! A stunning gift basket includes Spa Mask, Shower Gel, Body Lotion, and Votive Candle. Gift ready in a gift basket with beautiful ribbon set.

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Eucalyptus Bath & Body Gift Box Set ~ Sonoma Lavender Luxury Spa Gifts

$ 24.99

A fabulous value and wonderful gift full of little treasures of a eucalyptus scented votive 20-hour candle, sachet (0.3oz), bath salts (4oz) and soap (1.6oz). Makes a lovely and unique teacher or hostess gift.

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Soap for Tomorrow Okay? ~ Smells Like A Classic Procrastinator

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

ME, procrastinate?

Never. I just know how to get things done quickly, and at the last second. It's just how I operate. I feel sorry for all those suckers who have everything completed as soon as it's assigned. Fools! Why, I just spent the last few weeks doing absolutely nothing, and all I had to do was stay up for the last 48 hours straight and now look... I'll be done in only 8 more hours! It's called a "plan." Ok? Maybe you've heard of it.

Lava Lamp (Fruity) Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Snuggle Bunny Handmade in Guatemala

$ 24.99

Great for both kids and adults! These adorable bunnies are rice-filled and can be microwaved so you can cuddle up with them to stay warm or so you can soothe aching joints and muscles. These bunnies also make perfect Easter companions! As always.... Handmade and Fair Trade!

8"L x 8"W x 3"H
100% Cotton

Handmade in Guatemala by the artisans at UPAVIM. A beautiful Global Fair Trade gift.

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Soap for Cat Videos ~ Smells Like The Meaning Of Life

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

Smells like the meaning of life

And cheaper than therapy

Marshmallow Fluff scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Soap for Bad Attitudes ~ Smells Like Always Being Misunderstood

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

Smells Like Always Being Misunderstood

So kindly take your affirmations and fuck off, yeah?

Cynical Citrus scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Soap for Alone Time ~ Smells Like A Good Book And A Hot Cup Of Tea

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

Why you so thick?

Boy, are you terrible at taking hints. When I started responding to all your inane questions with random non-sequiturs, you didn't flinch. When I quit looking you in the eye, nada. And when I screamed "leave me the F alone!" at the top of my lungs, you fled the room but went on a texting spree. And that's why I hopped on a bus to Alaska and ditched my phone for soup cans.

Leave Me Alone Tea scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Soap for Office Naps ~ Smells Like Replying To Emails And Fading Aways

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

I wasn't sleeping.

I was thinking really hard. Yes, sometimes my eyes close and my head lolls back when I think really extra-hard. Well yes, there can also be a smidge of drool. No really, it's actually a chiropractic-recommended ergonomic posture for aligning the neck muscles to alleviate a myriad of lower back problems that can arise from desk work such as sciatica and... hey, where are you going? I'm not bullshitting you this time, these are documented facts! Hey, it's called science, look it up!

Covid Candy Bowl scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Soap for Karens ~ Smells Like A Can Of Hairspray And A 911 Trigger Finger

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

Who let her in here?

Damn, we were all just minding our own businesses behind masks and politeness distances at Trader Joe's and in stormed THIS walking can of hair spray. She startled me so much I dropped my non-dairy oat beverage, which you know is vital to my health after that last bout with lactose intolerance at the skating rink. It's the question that keeps haunting us all. No really, who let her in here?

Spikey Hair Styling Mousse scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Soap for Outdoor People ~ Smells Like Fresh Air And Fresher Selfies

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

Sunsets just get me.

If I'm inside, you can bet I'm thinking of being out. I'm just never more comfortable than when I'm knee-deep in swamps, poison ivy, and cicadas. In fact, I once knitted an entire sweater out of coyote fur and campfire smoke. If you don't believe me, check my Insta pics. I'm the one with the fierce abs, trail mix, and year-round suntan.

Summer Camp scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Soap For Soul Mates ~ Smells Like Me And A Piping Hot Cinnamon Roll

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

My soul mate?

The truth of the matter is, that when I think of potential soul mates, I tend to think in terms of food, cats, booze, naps, Netflix, and knee socks. Oh. And you. Of course, you. I meant to say you first, I promise. As long as you're not getting in the way of my other soul mates. Then you're off the list.

Cinnabon scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Soap for That's What She Said ~ Smells Like A Cream-Filled Snack Cake

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

Why is this so hard?

That’s what she said! And who is she, you ask? The kinda person who has an office and a workspace, that's who. I mean, what kind of sociopath can create in the same place they conduct business? Hey, I know when I get frustrated, or irritated, or angry—I just smell all my soap and candles. And poof! It goes away, just like that. And that’s what she said.

Twinkie scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Huggable Rainbow (Lavender & Buckwheat)

$ 29.99

🌈 THE MOST ADORABLE MICROWAVABLE HEATING PAD & PILLOW! Fall in love with the Huggable microwave heat pack to cuddle with and relieve cramps and aches, while enjoying its soothing lavender scent

🌈 RELIEVE CRAMPS AND ACHES WITH STYLE: Decorate your room with the cutest microwavable heating pad cramps, sore joints and muscles with lasting calming heat that relieves anxiety and stress. Can also be chilled in the freezer a cooling effect

🌈 LOOKING FOR CUTE GIRLFRIEND GIFTS? Don't just get her a plush pillow or stuffed animal, get her the Heatable Huggable! This cute girlfriend gift will keep her warm while you're away and remind her why she loves you

🌈 ECO-FRIENDLY & LAVENDER SCENTED: Our Huggable heating and cooling pad is filled with all natural buckwheat and dried lavender a lasting soothing smell to cuddle and relax with hours on end

Dimensions: 13 x 10 x 1.5 in / 33.02 x 25.4 x 3.81 cm

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Eucalyptus Salt Bath Salts ~ Sonoma Lavender Luxury Spa Gifts

$ 18.99

Fragrant salt scrub exfoliates, moisturizes and detoxes in one exhilarating treatment, with the added benefits from grapeseed, sunflower, jojoba and pure, lavender, essential oils. Now in a new and improved jar! Pair with our Body Lotion! A wonderful addition to your at-home spa treatment or as a gift.

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Eucalyptus Body Lotion ~ Sonoma Lavender Luxury Spa Gifts

$ 20.99

Eucalyptus Body Lotion is the perfect way to awaken the senses! Made with 100% pure, essential oil and blended with jojoba and grapeseed, vitamin E oils, our custom blend is absorbent and non-greasy. This is a perfect finish to a Eucalyptus Sea Salt Bath or Salt Scrub. Eucalyptus is also soothing for sinus issues. 8oz

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Eucalyptus Dragonfly Eye Pillow ~ Sonoma Lavender Luxury Spa Gifts

$ 21.99

An elegant way to relax your eyes in style, our eucalyptus-scented eye pillow is hand-sewn in a beautiful Dragonfly silk-blend fabric. The gentle weight of flaxseed combined with the scent of eucalyptus and just a touch of lavender provides unique relaxation for your eyes. It comes wrapped in a gold organza bag and bow, suitable for gift giving to someone special. Product Dimensions are 7" x 3".

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Massage Oil 4oz - Eucalyptus ~ Sonoma Lavender Luxury Spa Gifts

$ 20.99

This is a favorite of luxury spas! Made with 100%, pure Eucalyptus Essential Oil, eucalyptus invigorates the skin and muscles with sunflower oil alleviating dryness, acne, sun damage, and premature aging. Work into tired muscles or use as an alternative to body lotion. A little goes a long way! 4oz.

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Massage Oil 4oz - Lavender ~ Sonoma Lavender Luxury Spa Gifts

$ 20.99

Silky goodness with a rich blend of 100%, pure, lavender, essential oil, grapeseed oil, deep moisturizing jojoba oil and sunflower oil. Massage into your skin and let the oils help to regenerate skin cells and moisturize. Our blend is not sticky and very absorbent. The essential oil will help to calm and relax the mind.

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Shower Gel - Lavender ~ Sonoma Lavender Luxury Spa Gifts

$ 20.99

An irresistible way to start the day with the highest quality and beautifully fragrant lavender essential oil blended into our gentle coconut cleansing formula with nourishing vitamins. Use in the bath, shower or refill a hand soap dispenser. Highly concentrated, a little goes a long way! A true daily treat! (8oz.)

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