Festivus

A Candle for Festivus ~ Smells Like the Rest of Us

$ 12.00

Hilariously fun candle from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

Festivus is back, baby!

So grab that bare aluminum pole out of the crawlspace and get ready to air your grievances over a home-cooked meal. And if you even think you're getting out of the wrestling match I have planned, you've got another thing coming, pal! You disappointed me last Festivus by calling an Uber before things really got started, and that's just one of the many mistakes you made during 2017, which I'm about to list, in alphabetical order.

Rum punch scented; approximately 7 oz; burn time: 40 hours. Note: Because all candles are handmade, no two are identical.

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Soap for Festivus ~ Smells Like the Rest of Us

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

Festivus is back, baby!

So grab that bare aluminum pole out of the crawlspace and get ready to air your grievances over a home-cooked meal. And if you even think you're getting out of the wrestling match I have planned, you've got another thing coming, pal! You disappointed me last Festivus by calling an Uber before things really got started, and that's just one of the many mistakes you made during the year, which I'm about to list, in alphabetical order.

Rum Punch Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Seinfeld "Festivus" quote Magnet

$ 4.99

3 1/2" x 2 1/2" magnet of famous quote "FESTIVUS For The REST OF US."

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Seinfeld The Human Fund Money For People Magnet

$ 4.99

3 1/2" x 2 1/2" magnet Seinfeld The Human Fund Money For People

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Seinfeld Icons Playing Cards

$ 8.99

🃏 SEINFELD PLAYING CARDS: Order a Big Salad and relive the hilarious Seinfeld misadventures while playing your favorite card games with friends and family with this deck of cards featuring icons from the hit TV series, Seinfeld

🃏 UNIQUE DESIGN ON EVERY CARD: This Seinfeld deck of playing cards includes 54 cards (52 playing cards and 2 jokers). Every single playing card features its own distinct Seinfeld themed design and art. No two cards are alike

🃏 LOOKING FOR SEINFELD GIFTS? This Seinfeld deck of cards is the ultimate gift for Seinfeld fans. Perfect for game night, birthdays, stocking stuffers, white elephant, and Holiday gifts, that everyone will absolutely love receiving as a gift

🃏 100% OFFICIALLY LICENSED SEINFELD MERCHANDISE: This deck of officially licensed Seinfeld playing cards is designed by AQUARIUS. They're the perfect piece of Seinfeld memorabilia to add to your collection

Dimensions: 2.56 x 0.75 x 3.56 in / 6.5 x 1.91 x 9.04 cm

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Seinfeld Festivus Board Game

$ 34.99

Love them or hate them, the holidays are typically a cacophony of family, friends, and food. This year is different because Frank has invited you to his house for Festivus, a decidedly different kind of celebration. Grab your Festivus pole, travel the board while airing your grievances, and be the first to win the Ultimate Feats of Strength. Let the games begin – It’s Festivus … for the rest of us!

Includes:
1 Game Board (as shown)
1 Rule Book
4 Unique Character Pieces
4 Unique Score Cards
16 Villain Tokens
45 Toll Passes
128 Hit Tokens
1 Fabric Pouch
50 Action Cards
50 x 50/50 Cards
6 Dice

Box size: 10.5 x 10.5 x 2

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