$ 12.00
Hilariously fun candle from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
Festivus is back, baby!
So grab that bare aluminum pole out of the crawlspace and get ready to air your grievances over a home-cooked meal. And if you even think you're getting out of the wrestling match I have planned, you've got another thing coming, pal! You disappointed me last Festivus by calling an Uber before things really got started, and that's just one of the many mistakes you made during 2017, which I'm about to list, in alphabetical order.
Rum punch scented; approximately 7 oz; burn time: 40 hours. Note: Because all candles are handmade, no two are identical.
$ 9.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
Festivus is back, baby!
So grab that bare aluminum pole out of the crawlspace and get ready to air your grievances over a home-cooked meal. And if you even think you're getting out of the wrestling match I have planned, you've got another thing coming, pal! You disappointed me last Festivus by calling an Uber before things really got started, and that's just one of the many mistakes you made during 2017, which I'm about to list, in alphabetical order.
$ 4.99
3 1/2" x 2 1/2" magnet of famous quote "FESTIVUS For The REST OF US."$ 4.99
3 1/2" x 2 1/2" magnet of famous quote "Serenity Now"$ 4.99
3 1/2" x 2 1/2" magnet of The Soup Nazi's famous quote "No SOUP For YOU!"$ 4.99
3 1/2" x 2 1/2" magnet of George Costanza's famous quote "The JERK STORE called. They're running out of YOU."$ 4.99
3 1/2" x 2 1/2" magnet Seinfeld The Human Fund Money For People$ 34.99
Love them or hate them, the holidays are typically a cacophony of family, friends, and food. This year is different because Frank has invited you to his house for Festivus, a decidedly different kind of celebration. Grab your Festivus pole, travel the board while airing your grievances, and be the first to win the Ultimate Feats of Strength. Let the games begin – It’s Festivus … for the rest of us!
Includes:
1 Game Board (as shown)
1 Rule Book
4 Unique Character Pieces
4 Unique Score Cards
16 Villain Tokens
45 Toll Passes
128 Hit Tokens
1 Fabric Pouch
50 Action Cards
50 x 50/50 Cards
6 Dice
Box size: 10.5 x 10.5 x 2
$ 8.99
It's a Festivus Miracle with this entertaining set of playing cards based on Frank Costanza's favorite holiday.$ 4.99
3 1/2" x 2 1/2" magnet Seinfeld Vandelay Industries$ 4.99
3 1/2" x 2 1/2" magnet of famous quote "These PRETZELS Are Making Me THIRSTY."$ 4.99
3 1/2" x 2 1/2" magnet of George Costanza's famous quote "It's The Summer Of GEORGE."$ 4.99
3 1/2" x 2 1/2" magnet Seinfeld Yada Yada Yada$ 4.99
3 1/2" x 2 1/2" magnet I'm Not A Pimp! Kramer from Seinfeld$ 4.99
3 1/2" x 2 1/2" magnet of George Costanza's famous quote "I Was In the Pool"$ 4.99
3 1/2" x 2 1/2" magnet of George Costanza's famous quote "George Is Getting UPSET."