Festivus

A Candle for Festivus ~ Smells Like the Rest of Us

$ 12.00

Hilariously fun candle from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

Festivus is back, baby!

So grab that bare aluminum pole out of the crawlspace and get ready to air your grievances over a home-cooked meal. And if you even think you're getting out of the wrestling match I have planned, you've got another thing coming, pal! You disappointed me last Festivus by calling an Uber before things really got started, and that's just one of the many mistakes you made during 2017, which I'm about to list, in alphabetical order.

Rum punch scented; approximately 7 oz; burn time: 40 hours. Note: Because all candles are handmade, no two are identical.

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Soap for Festivus ~ Smells Like the Rest of Us

$ 11.95

Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!

Festivus is back, baby!

So grab that bare aluminum pole out of the crawlspace and get ready to air your grievances over a home-cooked meal. And if you even think you're getting out of the wrestling match I have planned, you've got another thing coming, pal! You disappointed me last Festivus by calling an Uber before things really got started, and that's just one of the many mistakes you made during the year, which I'm about to list, in alphabetical order.

Rum Punch Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.

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Seinfeld "Festivus" quote Magnet

$ 4.99

3 1/2" x 2 1/2" magnet of famous quote "FESTIVUS For The REST OF US."

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Seinfeld The Human Fund Money For People Magnet

$ 4.99

3 1/2" x 2 1/2" magnet Seinfeld The Human Fund Money For People

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Seinfeld Icons Playing Cards

$ 8.99

🃏 SEINFELD PLAYING CARDS: Order a Big Salad and relive the hilarious Seinfeld misadventures while playing your favorite card games with friends and family with this deck of cards featuring icons from the hit TV series, Seinfeld

🃏 UNIQUE DESIGN ON EVERY CARD: This Seinfeld deck of playing cards includes 54 cards (52 playing cards and 2 jokers). Every single playing card features its own distinct Seinfeld themed design and art. No two cards are alike

🃏 LOOKING FOR SEINFELD GIFTS? This Seinfeld deck of cards is the ultimate gift for Seinfeld fans. Perfect for game night, birthdays, stocking stuffers, white elephant, and Holiday gifts, that everyone will absolutely love receiving as a gift

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Dimensions: 2.56 x 0.75 x 3.56 in / 6.5 x 1.91 x 9.04 cm

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Seinfeld Festivus Board Game

$ 34.99

Love them or hate them, the holidays are typically a cacophony of family, friends, and food. This year is different because Frank has invited you to his house for Festivus, a decidedly different kind of celebration. Grab your Festivus pole, travel the board while airing your grievances, and be the first to win the Ultimate Feats of Strength. Let the games begin – It’s Festivus … for the rest of us!

Includes:
1 Game Board (as shown)
1 Rule Book
4 Unique Character Pieces
4 Unique Score Cards
16 Villain Tokens
45 Toll Passes
128 Hit Tokens
1 Fabric Pouch
50 Action Cards
50 x 50/50 Cards
6 Dice

Box size: 10.5 x 10.5 x 2

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Seinfeld Festivus set of Playing Cards

$ 8.99

It's a Festivus Miracle with this entertaining set of playing cards based on Frank Costanza's favorite holiday.

Standard deck of playing cards.

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Seinfeld "Serenity Nows" quote Magnet

$ 4.99

3 1/2" x 2 1/2" magnet of famous quote "Serenity Now"

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Seinfeld Kramer 500 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle

$ 19.99

🧩 500 PIECE JIGSAW PUZZLE: The Kramer comes to life in this 500 piece puzzle. You won’t be able to take your eyes off of this loathsome, offensive brute as you piece together this puzzle of this iconic painting. The Completed puzzle measures 14x19in

🧩 LOOKING FOR SEINFELD GIFTS? This Seinfeld puzzle is the ultimate Seinfeld gift for Kramer fans and Seinfeld fans for fans of all ages. Perfect for family puzzling, game night, birthdays, Holidays

🧩 PREMIUM QUALITY YOU CAN TRUST: Our precision cutting technique ensures a perfect fit of all puzzle pieces, leaving virtually no puzzle dust behind. We use thick quality paper that is glare-free so you can show off your masterpiece with pride

🧩 100% OFFICIALLY LICENSED SEINFELD MERCHANDISE: All our Seinfeld Puzzles are designed by AQUARIUS and are officially authorized by Warner Brothers. They're the perfect piece of Seinfeld collectible memorabilia to add to your collection

Dimensions: 10 x 8 x 1.9 in / 25.4 x 20.32 x 4.83 cm

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