$ 10.99
A classic black and white box sign featuring a distressed "I'd Like To Thank My Middle Finger For Always Being There, Sticking Up For Me When I Needed It Most" sentiment. Easy to hang or can free-stand alone. 5" x 4" x 1.75"$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
Festivus is back, baby!
So grab that bare aluminum pole out of the crawlspace and get ready to air your grievances over a home-cooked meal. And if you even think you're getting out of the wrestling match I have planned, you've got another thing coming, pal! You disappointed me last Festivus by calling an Uber before things really got started, and that's just one of the many mistakes you made during the year, which I'm about to list, in alphabetical order.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun pencil set from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
LEO
July 23 - August 22
Leo Traits:
• Charismatic
• Fun-Loving
• Narcissist
• Dramatic
• Talented
• Leader
Pencils:
• LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!
• BUT LET'S GET BACK TO ME
• DID SOMEONE SAY JELLO SHOTS?
• LEOS HAVE THE MOST STALKERS
• EVEN YOUR MOM LOVES ME
• SPOON-FEED ME COMPLIMENTS
• MY AURA SHOOTS RAINBOWS & GLITTER
• HELLO GORGEOUS (Backwards selfie pencil!)
Contains 8 Standard No. 2 Pencils
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun pencil set from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
TAURUS
April 20 - May 20
Taurus Traits:
• Foodie
• Sharp Dresser
• Stubborn
• Possessive
• Loyal
• Jealous Streak
Pencils:
• INFLEXIBLE BECAUSE I'M RIGHT
• WHO WERE YOU JUST TEXTING?
• I NEED MORE MIDDLE FINGERS
• I HEARD THERE WOULD BE CAKE
• JUST CALL ME DICTATOR FOR SHORT
• TREAT YO'SELF IS ON MY FAMILY CREST
• CHAMPAGNE GOES WITH EVERYTHING
• CLASSY AF (Backwards selfie pencil!)
Contains 8 Standard No. 2 Pencils
$ 6.00
Each handcrafted Raku gift is fired in an outdoor kiln. Red hot, it is pulled from the kiln and placed into a pit with wood shavings. The intense heat ignites a blaze giving this Raku piece unique flashes of color, making each truly a one-of-a-kind gift. Artist Jeremy Diller's southwest heritage shines through in the designs and colors of all of our collection of Raku Pottery gifts.
Raku Pottery is light sensitive and will fade if left in direct sunlight. Each piece is unique in design and colors and may not look like the photos, please contact us if you have any questions before purchasing this gift.
Approximately 2 inches in length
$ 2.99
Original Handrolled Satya Sai Baba Nagchampa Agarbatti manufactured India. The preparation consists of formulation of masala mix using natural extracts in the form of dough concerning the ancient method and is rolled by hand on the bamboo sticks.
Nag Champa is the best selling incense because of its wonderful sweet and musky aroma. The fragrance is created from a base of sandalwood to which is added a variety of oils.
Price is for one box.
Each stick burns approximately for 40-45 in standard environments.
$ 12.00
A small bell with a big purpose... an angel to watch over you while you travel, a lovely sound to remind you of someone you love, as well as a thoughtful gift to bring a little happiness. This sweet token can be hung on front doors, vehicles and bags to protect and bring good luck!
$ 4.99
3 1/2" x 2 1/2" magnet of famous quote "FESTIVUS For The REST OF US."$ 3.99
White sage and yerba santa mix bundle, a unique smudge wand that has a great aroma for sacred usage or just simply for aroma. These wands can be used for protection, purification, cleansing, wealth, healing, and prosperity. Each is hand tied and measures approximately 3" length. Each bundle sold individually.$ 8.00
A serene floral blend with notes of juicy peach, black currant, lilac, spicy hyacinth and warm vanilla bean, half ounce bottle.
$ 2.00
Tumbled stones are small, rounded, brightly polished pieces of rocks and minerals. They are made by placing rough rocks in a machine known as a rock tumbler, which tumbles them until their edges and surfaces are smooth and polished. As in nature, each stone has its own unique qualities in appearance.
Please see Measurement chart for sizing/cost for tumbled stones. Stone sizing is based on length of longest dimension.
Bloodstone helps us live in the "here and now." Eliminates confusion and enhances decision making by removing energy blocks. Said to fortify the immune system and increase the flow of life energy.
Note: The written spiritual meanings and metaphysical properties of our gemstones and crystals are meant to be considered entertainment. None of the descriptions on this website and in our store are meant to replace medical advice or treat illness. We encourage you to use gemstones and crystals to enhance your life and broaden your mind, with the understanding the varied nature of each person's experience.
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The beautiful crystals reflect every color of the rainbow. This Crystal Guardian Angel works equally well as a suncatcher or holiday ornament - or hang it in your office or dorm room to give you a little happiness every time you see it. Beautiful gift comes with a sheer organza gift bag and is recommended for indoor use. Genuine Austrian crystals, 2" L, 7.5" overall length with hanging wire.$ 5.50
Green Tree symbolizes precious valued natural products that can only be discovered during world trips across different continents and trough all kinds of cultures and unknown corners. Green Tree fragrance oils are crafted in India.$ 12.00
Delicate chiming combines with sparkling crystals and motifs from nature and mythology to enchant and delight. A silver butterfly flits and floats as the windcatcher (or, if you will, dreamcatcher) of this chime. Blue and clear faceted crystals embellish the chime, evoking the deep blue skies of summer when butterflies are most active. Measures 10" overall length and is made of blue wash finish ash wood.$ 3.19 $ 3.99
These happy feng shui Buddha figurines will glow in the dark if placed in light and then in a dark room, they each measure 2" in height and are made of durable frosted acrylic. Each Buddha symbolizes a different meaning, Safe Travels, Prosperity, Love, Spiritual Journey, Happy Home, and Long Life. Sold individually.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
"Hairball much? Your cats are circling the tub, but don't count on them joining you unless you really are bathing in warm milk. And maybe you are. You cat people are cuh-razy. I should know. I have 14. What? Don't judge. My house may be full of hairballs and cat toys, but at least they don't leave the toilet seat up. Most days."
Warm Milk Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
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Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
"Cool story, bro.
You know how some people try really hard to be awesome and other people are just naturally that way? It's like the difference between some suuuper lame story about like, college credits or your thesis, and a totally awesome story about jumping really high or explosions. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Bro."
One Surfing Lesson Scented (Ocean); approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 6.00
Each handcrafted Raku gift is fired in an outdoor kiln. Red hot, it is pulled from the kiln and placed into a pit with wood shavings. The intense heat ignites a blaze giving this Raku piece unique flashes of color, making each truly a one-of-a-kind gift. Artist Jeremy Diller's southwest heritage shines through in the designs and colors of all of our collection of Raku Pottery gifts.
Raku Pottery is light sensitive and will fade if left in direct sunlight. Each piece is unique in design and colors and may not look like the photos, please contact us if you have any questions before purchasing this gift. Handmade Raku Medallions cmome in assorted turquoise crackle, copper matte & copper gloss. Each 1.5" medallion is crafted by hand. The reverse side is engraved with an inspirational decree and comes with a strong metallic magnet.
$ 3.99 $ 6.99
Bring good vibes and smiles anywhere you are with these inspired and encouraging sayings rubber bracelets. You'll receive an assorted set of 4 brand new rubber bracelets. Each measures 7.25" diameter. Awesome as a little add-on in your mix-and-match Smiles & Surprises gifts!
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun pencil set from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
AQUARIUS
January 20 - February 18
Aquarius Traits:
• Progressive
• Eccentric
• Humanitarian
• Social Butterfly
• Impulsive
• Enlightening
Pencils:
• YOU HAD ME AT REVOLUTION
• UP FOR LITERALLY ANYTHING
• SPIRITUAL GANGSTA
• AQUARIANS ARE SECRETLY SMARTER
• BFF COLLECTOR
• ENIGMATIC BUT ALSO DRUNK
• POTENTIAL LIFE COACH
• WOKE AF (Backwards selfie pencil!)
Contains 8 Standard No. 2 Pencils
$ 2.99
This incense is great for meditation practice with sandalwood base, forest flowers and eucalyptus scents. Price is for one box.
The burning time is approx. 30 min.
Green Tree Masala Incense Sticks are a smooth burning, 100% natural, hand-rolled incense stick made from exotic blends of herbs, gums, resins, woods and oils.
$ 16.99
The CUTEST mug to make you smile every time you drink from it! Hand sculpted with a message "I love you gnome matter what" on the inside rim to inspire you to start your day off right... it will be your new favorite!! Ceramic, 16 oz, dishwasher and not microwave safe. Measures 4.5H x 3 diameter.
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The CUTEST mug to make you smile every time you drink from it! Hand sculpted with a message "All you need is love and a cat" on the inside rim to inspire you to start your day off right... it will be your new favorite!! Ceramic, 16 oz, dishwasher and do not microwave. Measures 3.75H x 3.25 diameter.
$ 3.99
Breath in the tantalizing and soothing aroma of 7 Angels Incense. Feel Calm, Peaceful and Serene while Drawing Tranquility into Your Life with the mesmerizing fragrance of this incense made using naturally grown herbs, aphrodisiac resins and essential oils. This beautifully romantic incense produces a lingering aroma that makes you feel Revived
Price is for one box.
The burning time is approx. 30 min.
Green Tree Masala Incense Sticks are a smooth burning, 100% natural, hand-rolled incense stick made from exotic blends of herbs, gums, resins, woods and oils.
$ 2.00
Tumbled stones are small, rounded, brightly polished pieces of rocks and minerals. They are made by placing rough rocks in a machine known as a rock tumbler, which tumbles them until their edges and surfaces are smooth and polished. As in nature, each stone has its own unique qualities in appearance.
Please see Measurement chart for sizing/cost for tumbled stones. Stone sizing is based on length of longest dimension.
Green Moss Agate - Resonates a lovely heart-based vibration with balanced enduring energy and grounding ability known to aid abundance and prosperity and stimulate creativity. May assist to correct imbalances in life and bring strength and courage.
Note: The written spiritual meanings and metaphysical properties of our gemstones and crystals are meant to be considered entertainment. None of the descriptions on this website and in our store are meant to replace medical advice or treat illness. We encourage you to use gemstones and crystals to enhance your life and broaden your mind, with the understanding the varied nature of each person's experience.Sold Out
Tumbled stones are small, rounded, brightly polished pieces of rocks and minerals. They are made by placing rough rocks in a machine known as a rock tumbler, which tumbles them until their edges and surfaces are smooth and polished. As in nature, each stone has its own unique qualities in appearance.
Please see Measurement chart for sizing/cost for tumbled stones. Stone sizing is based on length of longest dimension.
Letting Go - Kyanite, a balancing stone is known to be a natural pain reliever. Its high vibration can help raise the consciousness level. It can enhance creativity and broaden one's perspective. This is one of the few stones that never requires cleansing.
Note: The written spiritual meanings and metaphysical properties of our gemstones and crystals are meant to be considered entertainment. None of the descriptions on this website and in our store are meant to replace medical advice or treat illness. We encourage you to use gemstones and crystals to enhance your life and broaden your mind, with the understanding the varied nature of each person's experience.
$ 11.79
This is a soothing and relaxing mix that helps promote a sense of inner peace and harmony while easing nervousness, irritability, and apprehension.
Ingredients: Pure essential oils of Citrus sinensis (Orange), Lavandula vera (Lavender), Salvia sclarea (Clary Sage), Pelargonium graveolens (Geranium), Vetiveria zizanoides (Vetiver), Anthemis nobilis (Chamomile Roman)
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Enhance your home, car or office the natural way. Cobalt blue plastic (PET) bottle.
Ingredients: Aqua (Water); pure essential oils of Lavandula vera (Lavender), Lavandula hybrida super (Lavandin), Pogostemon patchouli (Patchouli), Citrus paradisi (Grapefruit), Citrus sinensis (Orange)
$ 12.99
A 4 oz spray bottle with mister. A lavender blend.
Lavender is known for its amazing properties on invoking peacefulness, inducing resting and healing sleep and calming stormy uncontrolled emotions that can make us ill. This spray invites warm nurturing feelings, protects against cruelty and allows joy to manifest. Wicked good sprays are skin safe, you can use the spray whenever you need to instill some calm energy in yourself or your surroundings. Please shake well before using. Handmade with intention from Coventry Creations.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
"Smells like the weird scissors. Know what's really weird? There's only one left-handed desk in this classroom and YOU'RE not using it. No fairsies. So I'M the one using my right hand and I'M the one stuck with the abnormal desk? Wth. I've always heard you lefties were crafty devils. Remind me never to sit on your left side at lunch, pal. I'm told you have some seriously sharp elbows."
Preschool Paste Jar Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.
$ 7.99
A classic black and white wooden box sign featuring a distressed "I'm Sorry - Did I Roll My Eyes Out Loud?" sentiment. Easy to hang or can free-stand alone. 3.50" x 4" x 1.75"$ 24.99
$ 14.00
Each handcrafted Raku gift is fired in an outdoor kiln. Red hot, it is pulled from the kiln and placed into a pit with wood shavings. The intense heat ignites a blaze giving this Raku piece unique flashes of color, making each truly a one-of-a-kind gift. Artist Jeremy Diller's southwest heritage shines through in the designs and colors of all of our collection of Raku Pottery gifts.
Raku Pottery is light sensitive and will fade if left in direct sunlight. Each piece is unique in design and colors and may not look like the photos, please contact us if you have any questions before purchasing this gift. Each is adorned with a colorful hand painted 3'' silk ribbon for decorating a Christmas tree or wall. Comes with a gift box and information card.
$ 10.49
A pair of socks featuring "Awesome Grandpa" sentiment with geometric pattern. One size fits most. Cotton, nylon, spandex. One size fits most.$ 10.49
A pair of socks featuring "Awesome Dog Mom" sentiment with dog pattern. One size fits most. Cotton, nylon, spandex. One size fits most.$ 6.00
Each handcrafted Raku gift is fired in an outdoor kiln. Red hot, it is pulled from the kiln and placed into a pit with wood shavings. The intense heat ignites a blaze giving this Raku piece unique flashes of color, making each truly a one-of-a-kind gift. Artist Jeremy Diller's southwest heritage shines through in the designs and colors of all of our collection of Raku Pottery gifts.
Raku Pottery is light sensitive and will fade if left in direct sunlight. Each piece is unique in design and colors and may not look like the photos, please contact us if you have any questions before purchasing this gift. Handmade Raku Medallions cmome in assorted turquoise crackle, copper matte & copper gloss. Each 1.5" medallion is crafted by hand. The reverse side is engraved with an inspirational decree and comes with a strong metallic magnet.
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun pencil set from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
SCORPIO
October 23 - November 21
Scorpio Traits:
• Passionate
• Obsessive
• Vindictive
• Suspicious
• Intense
• Competitive
Pencils:
• CHECKMATE.
• WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?
• REVENGE IS BEST SERVED CONSTANTLY
• TWIRLING MY INVISIBLE MOUSTACHE
• EVIL MASTERMIND
• BEST FRENEMIES FOREVER
• PROFESSIONAL STALKER
• FIERCE AF (Backwards selfie pencil!)
Contains 8 Standard No. 2 Pencils
$ 39.99
Perfect for adding a special touch to your front porch, garden or outdoor space. This adorable pudgy pal will bring smiles rain or shine! Made of a high-quality resin/stone mix and measures 9.5"H
$ 3.99
Made from Resin/Stone
Dimensions - 1.5" Diameter
$ 3.99
Made from Zinc Alloy (Lead Free)
Dimensions - 1.25" Diameter
$ 16.99
Our hand-sculpted Folk Art Mug will cheerfully greet you in the morning to start your day with a smile. The encouraging mini messages peep out at you from just under the rim. While they do an awesome job at holding coffee, tea, or even the occasional serving of cereal, their talents don’t stop there. Perch one on your shelf to hold a handful of wildflowers from your garden or plant a succulent to set beside your kitchen sink. Let the happiness spill onto your desk as a pen, pencil, or binder clip holder.
Hand sculpted, features sentiment on inside rim. Features gold details!
Ceramic
Dishwasher Safe, Do Not Microwave
Dimensions: 4 in H x 3.75in diameter, 16oz.
$ 7.99
Beautiful pop-open cards that make perfect gifts to hand-out or give the entire box as a gift designed to brighten spirits and inspire. Inside, you'll find timeless messages of inspiration to capture your heart. With Love Life, cherish every moment and delight in the beauty of life. Each box includes 30 pop-open cards, each with a different inspiring quotation. Beautifully packaged in a lidded gift box. Measurements: 2.5"H x 2.5"W x 2.5"D, cards are 2.25"H x 2.25"W.$ 2.00
Tumbled stones are small, rounded, brightly polished pieces of rocks and minerals. They are made by placing rough rocks in a machine known as a rock tumbler, which tumbles them until their edges and surfaces are smooth and polished. As in nature, each stone has its own unique qualities in appearance.
Please see Measurement chart for sizing/cost for tumbled stones. Stone sizing is based on length of longest dimension.
Moonstone – Attracts harmony and increases receptivity and awareness; softens the ego. It can bring emotional balance and flexibility. Known as the emotional healer.
Note: The written spiritual meanings and metaphysical properties of our gemstones and crystals are meant to be considered entertainment. None of the descriptions on this website and in our store are meant to replace medical advice or treat illness. We encourage you to use gemstones and crystals to enhance your life and broaden your mind, with the understanding the varied nature of each person's experience.$ 8.00
A rich musk fragrance with notes of tea rose and jasmine, half ounce bottle.$ 20.00
The beautiful crystals reflect every color of the rainbow. This Crystal Guardian Angel works equally well as a suncatcher or holiday ornament - or hang it in your office or dorm room to give you a little happiness every time you see it. Beautiful gift comes with a sheer organza gift bag and is recommended for indoor use. Genuine Austrian crystals, 2" L, 7.5" overall length with hanging wire.$ 5.50
Green Tree symbolizes precious valued natural products that can only be discovered during world trips across different continents and trough all kinds of cultures and unknown corners. Green Tree fragrance oils are crafted in India.$ 12.00
Delicate chiming combines with sparkling crystals and motifs from nature and mythology to enchant and delight. A seated mermaid with long curly hair acts as the windcatcher (or, if you will, dreamcatcher) of this chime. Blue, green and clear crystals embellish the chime with colors taken straight from the sea. Measures 10" overall length and is made of white wash finish ash wood.$ 12.39
Use after physical exertion for minor aches and pains.
Ingredients: Pure essential oils of Eugenia caryophyllata (Clove Bud), Betula lenta (Sweet Birch), Rosmarinus officinalis (Rosemary), Piper nigrum (Black Pepper), Coriandrum sativum (Coriander Seed), Cupressus sempervirens (Cypress), Origanum majorana (Marjoram)
$ 3.99
Erase pencil mistakes with cute pencil erasers that look like popsicles. The Icy Pops Puzzle Erasers are 4 popsicle shaped erasers that you can mix and match and create all sorts of cute pencil eraser color combinations. And Icy Pops are scented erasers that smell like delicious fresh fruit. Pencils mistakes can go away because now there's cool pencil erasers to save the day. Suitable for ages 6 and up.$ 11.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
"No, really. It's fine. I'm totally not going to write anything for this soap. It's fine. I'm sure you're fine with that. Totally fine. I mean, you only offered me a glass of lukewarm tap water when I came to your party. So it's fine. Not payback or anything. I'm fine."
Plain Tap Water Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.