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Hilariously fun candle from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
Festivus is back, baby!
So grab that bare aluminum pole out of the crawlspace and get ready to air your grievances over a home-cooked meal. And if you even think you're getting out of the wrestling match I have planned, you've got another thing coming, pal! You disappointed me last Festivus by calling an Uber before things really got started, and that's just one of the many mistakes you made during 2017, which I'm about to list, in alphabetical order.
Rum punch scented; approximately 7 oz; burn time: 40 hours. Note: Because all candles are handmade, no two are identical.
$ 10.95
Hilariously fun pencil set from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
YOUR ANNOYING.
Ahahaha. It’s so easy to get under your skin. Just wanted to shoot a quick message to let you know how impressed we all are that you finally figured out the difference between your and you’re. Welcome to the grammar club, smarty pants. But as a club member, you now have to quit whining about other people’s grammatical errors. Trust me on this point, you're still making some..
Grammar Police Pencils
8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils
$ 11.95
Hilariously fun pencil set from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
ARIES
March 21 - April 19
Aries Traits:
• Born Winner
• Confrontational
• Overachiever
• Competitive
• Hot-Tempered
• Type A
Pencils:
• I COULD'VE EASILY GONE PRO
• FIGHT ME
• I ALWAYS KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
• FOR MY NEXT TRICK...
• NEAR PERFECTION
• UNFINISHED PROJECTS PENCIL
• WROTE THE 1ST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB
• 100% (Backwards selfie pencil!)
Contains 8 Standard No. 2 Pencils