$ 12.00
Hilariously fun candle from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
Festivus is back, baby!
So grab that bare aluminum pole out of the crawlspace and get ready to air your grievances over a home-cooked meal. And if you even think you're getting out of the wrestling match I have planned, you've got another thing coming, pal! You disappointed me last Festivus by calling an Uber before things really got started, and that's just one of the many mistakes you made during 2017, which I'm about to list, in alphabetical order.
Rum punch scented; approximately 7 oz; burn time: 40 hours. Note: Because all candles are handmade, no two are identical.
$ 9.95
Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
Festivus is back, baby!
So grab that bare aluminum pole out of the crawlspace and get ready to air your grievances over a home-cooked meal. And if you even think you're getting out of the wrestling match I have planned, you've got another thing coming, pal! You disappointed me last Festivus by calling an Uber before things really got started, and that's just one of the many mistakes you made during 2017, which I'm about to list, in alphabetical order.
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Hilariously fun bar of soap from Whiskey River Soap Co., makes a great gift!
"No, really. It's fine. I'm totally not going to write anything for this soap. It's fine. I'm sure you're fine with that. Totally fine. I mean, you only offered me a glass of lukewarm tap water when I came to your party. So it's fine. Not payback or anything. I'm fine."
Plain Tap Water Scented; approx 6 oz soap. All Whiskey River Soaps are handmade and no two bars are identical.